We Salute You

A cheese pizza knight…

Harmless water fight to you and me, right? Wrong. Look at the table. Covered in full-sized pies. Not only are people going to get wet, but the food will be ruined! Nobody likes a soggy slice of pie. Enter our crusty, cheesey savior. She immediately steps into action throwing her own safety to the wind and grabbing as she can carry. Thanks to her when the great water fight of 2014 comes to a stop, slices will be waiting for everyone. She is the hero those people deserve, but not the one it needs right now. She’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A cheese pizza knight.

–Matt