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Sasha Banks Getting Emotional Seeing Herself On The WrestleMania Logo Is My Favorite Video From WrestleMania Week

I think my favorite thing about watching all the men and women come up from NXT and be stars is how relatable it is. When I was a kid, I loved wrestling, but a five year old can’t really relate to Hulk Hogan or Shawn Michaels or The Undertaker. They were mesmerizing, sure, but it’s not like I saw myself as an undead zombie biker man. But with people like Kevin Owens or Sasha Banks it’s different. I’m their age, and while I’ll never be a WWE superstar, the feeling of fighting for a dream and accomplishing it is very relatable. That’s why this video is so great. Sasha busted her ass to get to NXT, buster her ass to become the NXT Women’s Champion and THE BOSS, and now she’s in a Diva’s title match at WrestleMania and her face is plastered on the side of AT&T Stadium. I can’t wait for her, Charlotte and Becky to tear the house down, and then the next night on Raw THE BOSS will be the new Women’s Champion.

-Ryan

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Tony Romo Is Now On Twitter & Oh God Things Are Going Horribly

I don’t know who advised Tony Romo to get a Twitter account, but that person needs to be fired. This is the WORST move a guy like Tony Romo could have made. Twitter is a terrible, horrible, deranged place. He does not want to be on there. With Romo’s history of fuck ups, he’s going to get berated so bad it might actually hurt his soul. It’s May and people are already tweeting horrible things at him and his family. There’s a lot more than what I posted too, and when people aren’t’ wishing he died or calling his wife a hoe they’re asking him to either follow them on Twitter or if Dez Bryant caught the ball. Welcome to hell, Tony.

– Ryan

If You Want to Marry Brooke Hogan You Have to Put Up with the Insanity That is Hulk Hogan

BrotherHulk Hogan isn’t messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter’s love life.

Hogan, a 12-time World Champion wrestling icon, apparently was responsible for the breakup between his daughter, Brooke, and former Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa.

Costa and Brooke split up in November after getting engaged in June, as the WWE legend’s daughter said she wanted to focus on her music career.

As Hulk Hogan told 105.3 The Fan, though, music might have not been the real reason for the breakup.

“I love the Dallas Cowboys, been a fan forever,” Hogan said. “But my daughter was engaged to one of those guys and he didn’t walk the walk and talk the talk. I put a bullet in that really quick. There was no way my daughter was going to marry somebody that I don’t like, that got me mad or has got in my face.”

This begs the question: who would dare get in Hulk Hogan’s face?

“There was a little run in with only one of the Cowboys,” Hogan said. “But you know what, he knew better than to step up, ’cause he would have gotten slammed just like Andre the Giant.”

A lot of the old time wrestlers have trouble separating the character they played on screen from their actual self because back before the internet wrestling was still sort of real. Well no one is more delusional when it comes to distinguishing between the man and the character more than Hulk Hogan. He’s been in the news a lot lately now that’s he’s back with WWE and was apart of WrestleMania 30, and I swear to Bill Paxton he ends every interview with threatening to body slam somebody. That’s not the man Terry Bollea talking. You don’t body slam people in real life. It’s a very illogical fighting technique. But Hulk Hogan? He’ll body slam your ass in a millisecond. The best part is that Hogan doesn’t even care if it makes sense. You want to date his daughter? Well don’t get in Hogan’s face or else, you guessed it, he’s going to body slam you. Just pick you up off the ground and slam you to the ground. He is so delightfully insane it’s a joy to follow. Never  change, Hulkster.

– Ryan

Jerry Jones & The Cowboys Got a Little Loco & Mailed Out Playoff TIckets to Season Ticket Holders Today

JJWhen Dallas Cowboys season-ticket holders open the envelope with their tickets this week, they might be shocked to find what’s in there.

Along with all the preseason and regular-season tickets, there’s a sheet of playoff tickets, including a ticket for the NFC Championship Game, a game the team hasn’t played in since the 1995 season.

With all the scrutiny on the lack of postseason success for the Cowboys, who have gone 8-8 the last three seasons and have missed the playoffs the last four years, the actual printing of the tickets and sending them ahead of time to fans is sure to cause a stir.

Especially since no other team has ever done this before. Messages left for the Cowboys were not immediately returned.

“Included in this package are your 2014 playoff tickets and parking (if applicable) for two potential home games at AT&T Stadium,” read a letter that came with the season tickets. “The barcodes on the tickets will be activated when a home playoff game is clinched and the tickets have been paid in full.”

I actually like this move a lot. Give your fans a little added boost before the season, plus if your team actually does make the playoffs and it’s a home game you already have your ticket and parking pass. It could work for the Patriots, who always make the playoffs, or the 49ers, who seem to make the playoffs a lot recently and then break my god damn heart.  There’s only problem for the Cowboys:

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Tony Romo is your quarterback. Say what you want about Romo: he has a good completion percentage, he has a strong jaw – fact is, he’s never won a playoff game. There’s always next year. SIX MORE YEARS! SIX MORE YEARS!

– Ryan

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