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Christopher Walken Was Wonderfully Weird Last Night on The Daily Show

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SKUNK FIGHT

I actually watched this live and Christopher Walken is far and away the most wonderfully weird person on the planet. He came on to talk Jersey Boys and instead spent 99% of the interview talking about his ideal climate and all the animals he sees at his house in Connecticut. If there’s one thing I want to do before I die, it’s watch a skunk fight with Christopher Walken. I have to imagine that’s as good as it gets.

– Ryan

P.S. Slightly upset Jon Stewart didn’t bring up the greatest YouTube video of all time. If you need me I’ll be dancing.

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The Daily Breeze Did Not Think This Headline Through

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Not the brightest idea to phrase the headline like that. The Daily Breeze just had to get tricky with this. Couldn’t of went with “12 Years a Slave Triumphs” or “Emotional Win for Best Picture” or pretty much anything besides “‘Slave’ becomes master”. At least this headline can’t be read by the entire world. Oh wait…

– Ryan

Photo via UPROXX.com

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year – George Clooney Press Week

Oh my sweet Clooney. Some people look forward to Christmas. Some people look forward to their birthday. I look forward to George Clooney’s media week. He’s promoting Monuments Men, which I will probably see, but right now the matter at hand is Clooney. Letterman one day, The Daily Show the next (YouTube has banned the Daily Show video. Nobody bans Clooney!). So effortless. So suave. Cracking jokes, making everyone in the room feel like they’ve been best friends for years. If I ever met a magic genie, I’d wish for George Clooney to come out with 52 movies a year, so we’d never have to be apart.

– Ryan

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England Might Have The Greatest Sketch Artists on the Planet

Detectives have released this peculiar composite of the suspect. The man, who is roughly 5 feet, 10 inches tall,  allegedly attacked a woman on Aug. 20.

(Source) “Is this the creepiest facial composite ever?

Cops in England are hunting for a man with a long blond rocker ’do who was  allegedly behind a sex attack.

 The freshly coiffed man allegedly walked up to a woman at her home in  Chelmsford, Essex, on Aug. 20, and said he was there to do work.

She tried to turn him away, but he forced his way inside to assault her.  Terrified, the victim told a friend several days later, and the friend contacted  police.

Officers think his “distinctive curly, blond hair” is real.

The suspect, who is about 5 feet, 10 inches tall, was wearing a red and  white patterned T-shirt and knee-length black and white shorts.”

How happy are Essex cops right now? The sketch artists are basically doing their jobs for them. If you can’t find THIS GUY, you should just stop being a detective. Just look for the fabulous blonde curly hair, or the numerous black pen marks all over his face. The crime rate in Essex must be negative zero when you employ sketch artists like this. Criminals, you’re outta here.

– Ryan

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