Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT 👅 been pic.twitter.com/IO6KwRzw2y
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
Now those are fighting words if I’ve ever seen them. Once you bring ex boyfriends into the mix, especially one’s that are fresh wounds, you’re asking for trouble. Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry. Sounds like a dream/nightmare I once had. All I know is there is only way to settle this, and its the only way people should ever settle their differences: steel cage match. Somebody fire up the internet we need to book this pronto.
P.S. This is the exact reason why I follow Miley Cyrus on Twitter. Ultimate wildcard.
I’m not really sure what to say about this video. Larry King, spaceships, black guys in cowboys hats. I guess it’d be easier to mention what this video DOESN’T have. I think this video should end the discussion on what’s wrong with Miley Cyrus. If my dad was this insane I’d probably hump a teddy bear and shave my eyebrows too. I sincerely hope I never see another Billy Ray Cyrus again. Either that or I hope I go blind.
P.S. Makayla Bartley sums up this video so perfectly.
Maybe it’s all the beers I drank this weekend. Maybe it’s all the sad ice cream I ate last night. But this video automatically cheered me up and creeped me out at the same time. That’s not an easy thing to do, but I guess any time old Ron Jeremy takes his pants off there’s a solid chance you’re about to go on an emotional roller coaster.
Smart move by Miley. She doesn’t have to change her insane ways in 2014. She just has to hang out with people who make her look normal. Step 1: hang out with the woman who has the worlds largest boobs. Step 2: success.
Nothing screams “I’ve lost my mind” like having a giant virtual kitten staring everyone in the face during your performance on an awards show. Between the bleached eyebrows and the humongous virtual kitten, it’s clear that Miley is teetering on the brink of insanity. I’m half expecting her to perform a ritualistic sacrifice at her next show. It could happen.
Miley Cyrus might be the hardest person to defend in the entire universe. For every smart move she makes, there’s a thousand dumb moves like this. I no longer think this is a phase. She’s certifiably insane. Bleached eyebrows are the icing on the crazy cake. Negative woof.
P.S. This is the most disturbing picture in history.
This could have been a lot worse, but can we stop the wrecking ball spoofs now. Watching a 90 year old ride a wrecking ball and kiss a sledgehammer should never be something I have to witness.
The easy thing here would be to rip this guy. Make fun of him for getting 21 tattoos of Miley Cyrus all over his body. Question his sanity. Maybe throw a cop detail or two outside Miley’s house for the next 40 years. Call me crazy, but I respect Miley Cyrus Carl. This is legitimate dedication. I swoon over Clooney all the time but I’m 60% sure I’ll never get a tattoo of him. Carl obviously likes Miley Cyrus. He likes tattoos. The man is combining his two personal loves and creating a shrine for all the world to see. Would I get 21 tattoos of a 20 year old singer all over my body? No. But my name isn’t Miley Cyrus Carl. I feel like with a name like that you’re almost expected to tattoo Miley’s face on your arms and side. Anything less would kind of be a let down. Miley Cyrus Carl can play on my team any day as long as he stands a respectable distance away from me and my loved ones at all times.