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In The Most Depressing News I’ve Heard Today: The Mars Rover, Curiosity, sings “Happy Birthday’ To Itself

Poor little Curiosity, can’t even get a real happy birthday song, gotta sing it yourself. This is the second most troubling thing iv’e learned today, the first being that I discovered the largest raccoon on Earth living in my garage. Hey Curiosity, i’ll tell you what, come take care of my raccoon problem and i’ll come out to Mars every year on your Bday to sing you happy birthday. Deal?


PS – You can’t harm the raccoon.

The King of Comedy is BACK, JACK!

Dave Chappelle is back! Last night he opened the Oddball Comedy and Curiosity Tour in Austin

He opens with “I have terrible news for the audience……I don’t have any material.” He performed for 45 minutes with a set that was very personal and that addressed his absence from comedy.


All I can say is…welcome back Dave, we have missed you.



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