Hey everyone, Matt here with some new trailers that you must watch right NOW. This weekend I am heading down the land of the crazies…you guessed it, Florida. While there I will be soaking up the sun, riding roller coasters, and watching the Buccaneers beat the piss out of those piece of shit Falcons! But, before I leave I wish to give you these trailers so you may begin to lust for upcoming silver screen adventures.

ENJOY!

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

So much walking: Part 6

Chappie

Slumdog meets District 9/Elysium

Minions

The Minions get an origins story. Do you think I could be casted in the sequel?

A Most Violent Year

Good Fellas meets American Hustle

Hardcore

The Guy from Elysium and District 9 Meets Call of Duty and they have a gang bang with a GoPro camera. Ok, I could seriously get into something like this. Unfortunately this is an Indie GoGo campaign and might not be finished.

The Gambler

Mark Wahlberg gambles a lot and bangs his student who happens to be the girl from 21 Jump Street. Yeah, i’m gonna see it.

And last but not least, I give you voiceover-less Darth Vader, with an english accent!