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Insane Instagram Comments – @NiykeeHeaton
Oh no. For woman like Niykee Heaton, social media must be an awful place. She’s undoubtedly beautiful and talented, and has a plethora of wonderful photos all over Instagram. But she must know that every time she puts up a picture, comments are going to come flooding in like a river full of shit. Case in point – Niykee posts a picture of herself in a shirt with a quote on it and beezeyf decides that NOW is a good time let her know that he would spit on her. Not that he’s going to spit on her. Just needed to let her know that she is spitting material. Now I know we live in a demented society, but I can’t imagine this pick up line has ever worked. It’s just such an aggressive stance. Long gone are the days of ‘I’d like to take you out for a nice soda’. Now we’re jumping straight to being spit on.
-Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments – RealPaigeWWE
Just Summer Rae and Paige grabbing some down time at a trash can before a show. Nothing to see here…
…I have to give credit where credit is due. At least Jorge.Cano was polite in his ask to rest his head in Paige’s ass. And you all thought chivalry was dead! Not on Instagram it’s not!
-Matt
Insane Instagram Comments: Seth Rollins
For those of you that don’t know, Seth Rollins is a professional fake wrestler, and also happens to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He’s a cross fit machine that has more abs muscles than I have muscles in general. He also seems like a pretty cool guy outside the ring, and posts pictures of sunsets on the Mississippi River. Why a picture of a sunset triggered someone to type “YOU FART IN ELEVATORS” is something I will never know, nor do I want to figure out why. The comments section of a famous person’s Instagram is a dangerous place. With Rollins social media history (nice dick), I’m actually surprised at how tame the comments are. Maybe the commenters are getting soft? Maybe they’ve lost their edge? Well I won’t have it. I have a blogging reputation to uphold and I need more insanity. Give me insane Instagram comments or give me death.
– Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments – Devin Brugman’s Sister
Just a nice picture of Miss_Brugman and her friend on her instagram account, right? WRONG.
Oh no, why did it have to come to this? Oh why?! SlyButcher01 you are anything but sly for this comment.I though these comments couldn’t get any worse than someone calling out to see a tiny babies dick, I was so very wrong. Some Instagram commenters do it purely for the rush, just commenting all willy nilly to stir the pot, but not SlyButcher01. No, what he did, he wanted Miss_Brugman to see. Tagging her name before the comments is a savage move by SlyButcher01. If this was any other type of joke I would have to respect the hustle, but seeing how that any holocaust/hitler joke is highly offensive (like incredibly offense) I can only condemn it. Just another day on Instagram I suppose.
The darkness that is Instagram commenting couldn’t just stay on her sister’s page. Devin tagging her in her posts opened the flood gates for this poor girl.
P.S. Christmas dinner called…they are missing two hams. BADUM-CHING!
Insane Instagram Comments – Mickie James
Not even, poor, defenseless babies are safe in the world of insane Instagram comments! Clearly an aggressive move by day_nizzle13. I mean, come on, is that really necessary? Do you really need to comment on a new mothers Instagram account, in all capital letters, “LET ME SEE HIS DICK”? No, the answer is no, and it will always be “no”. There is no situation where a comment like this is warranted. Day_nizzle13, throttle back just a little bit, you don’t want to be that guy. You don’t want to be the guy asking to see baby dicks on Instagram. It’s not a good look for you, or anyone. If there was ever a time for Instagram to hit the self destruct button on an account, it’s now.
-Matt
Insane Instagram Comments – Claire Sinclair
The beautiful Claire Sinclair. Playmate of the year 2011, all around american sweetheart, and her Instagram is a breeding ground for insane and unsettling comments. Let’s see what we got.
Oh Bill Paxton, look away, it’s so much worse than I thought. Giojaydotrojas, can you tone it down even a little? This clearly isn’t proper internet manners but I have to thank you for one of the most shocking comments to date. Can anyone take a red light selfie in peace anymore?!
Leave the poor girl alone!…..actually keep doing you, you are providing us with GOLD.
-Matt
Insane Instagram Comments: Jessica Ashley Edition
Jessica Ashley is a Playboy playmate who’s Instagram is pretty spectacular. Here’s exhibit A:
There’s a lot to love in that picture. A lot. Well @toviqhawkins found something very particular that he liked and he thought Jess should know about it.
I’m not going to lie, when I first saw this picture, my first thought was not “nice armpits”. My first thought in any picture like this is never “nice armpits”. I guess that’s the beauty of Instagram. Maybe beauty isn’t the right word. All I know is when you’re looking at a picture of a Playboy playmate in a bikini and your main priority is her armpits, I think it’s time to reevaluate a lot of things in your life. On a side note, Jessica Ashley, never change.
– Ryan
Ep 16 – No Boys Allowed
May 29
Posted by MattFromRI
Alamo Drafthouse set up women-only screenings of Wonder Woman, men everywhere weep. Talk to us on twitter – @MakeMoviesGreat | Leave us a voicemail – 401-285-8120 | Matt – @MattFromRi | Sean – @S_Abernathy22 | Adam – @Adam_Barnardino | iTunes – https://goo.gl/lb2l5z | Stitcher Radio – https://goo.gl/GIS9HY | Call 401-285-8120 to leave us a voicemail with a comment, question, or observation and we will play it on an episode.
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