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Insane Instagram Comments: Sofia Vergara

Here’s an Instagram picture Sofia Vergara put out yesterday:

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Party scene NoLa

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Pretty normal picture. She’s obviously enjoying herself in New Orleans and wanted to let everybody know about it. Can’t hate on that. Now look at the last comment in this next picture:

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Linda. That’s it. I don’t know who Linda is but she obviously has a fan out there. The only thing I can think of is @nahuelcha has been looking for Linda for a long, long time. Commenting “Linda” on every Facebook, Twitter and Instagram post hoping one Linda will come home. Not a bad strategy I suppose. Another crazy day in the wild world of Instagram.

– Ryan

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Devin Brugman’s Instagram Was a Flurry of Emotion Last Night

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What a flurry of emotion. Devin Brugman’s instagram is the ideal place to feed creeps and weirdo. Granted I follow her so I’m not sure what that says about me. This is also a good time to point out that people who comment “first like” on instagram are the worst people in the world. Do you want a a medal or a prize? Go out and experience some human interaction. And Devin Brugmam, I’ll be in Austin, Texas until Wednesday if you finally come to your senses and want to hang out.

– Ryan

81ThirdKid Needs To Pump His Brakes

This is Devin Brugman:

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Grade 5 Sharknado. She cofounded the company A Bikini A Day, which thankfully for us means she’s pretty much in a bikini 24/7. She’s got a body even Elton John would love and a face to match. When she puts up a new picture on Instagram, many of us can’t even find the words to describe what we’re looking at it. Unfortunately, 81ThirdKid can find the words.

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Hey pal, you’re talking to a goddess here, not some eyebrow free homeless woman in Kennedy Plaza. His comment starts off pleasantly, but quickly takes a turn to bizarro world and never really recovers. Why would you want to go through all that for a steak dinner date over Skype. At least request a face to face dinner. 81ThirdKid is the definition of the term shit for brains. And next time your going to ruin one of Devin Brugman’s pictures, leave Rosie O’Donnell out of it. I can’t picture them both at the same time again. My brain might explode.

– Ryan

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