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Here’s Your Daily Reminder That Usain Bolt Is Very God Damn Fast

Usain Bolt participated in some kind of running world championships this week and of course he won. In all seriousness, whens the last time this guy lost? It’s not like he plays a sport where he can have an off day and get beat. He’s faster than everyone, which is the main quality you need when you’re just running in a semi circle. He even lets up a little bit at the end and still wins by a healthy margin. Maybe the Red Sox can sign him and make him an official base runner or something. Or have him commentate because ownership hates us (I’ll never be over you, Don).



Jake Peavy is My Hero

(Source) “Life as a World Series champ is just ducky for Jake Peavy.

The Red Sox pitcher enjoyed his tour of Boston on one of the city’s famed  Duck Boats so much that he bought the amphibious auto right on the spot on  Saturday.

“We did three Patriots (parades), three Red Sox, one Bruins and one Celtics  and this is the first time it’s happened,” Cindy  Brown, a spokesperson for Boston Duck Tours told the Daily News. “It’s very  surprising but it sounds like, given his personality, it’s within him to do  something like that and make purchases that are kind of spontaneous.”

Peavy, 32, made news earlier in the season for another unplanned purchase  when he bought a cigar store Indian during a  trip to San Francisco.

“We went out to San Francisco, and things were just kind of, it wasn’t that  same attitude and the travel had kind of worn us down,” Peavy told of  the decision to buy the figurine. “I was walking to the field on the day of my  start and walked past a smoke shop, a tobacco/liquor store. And I’m Indian, my  heritage is American Indian. And I walked by and saw just in the glass window  this fellow looking at me.”


Mike Napoli might have had the best parade day, but Jake Peavy was a close second. Buying the same duck boat that took you around Boston to celebrate a world series title that you just won is a championship caliber move. Maybe not the most practical move but whenever you can get your hands on a vehicle that can drive on pavement and float in water you have to do it. If Boston wins the championship next year Peavy might just buy the entire city a tin of Skoal. Is it April yet?

– Ryan

My Favorite Summerslam Moment – Summerslam 2000 1st Ever TLC Match for the WWF Tag Team Championship

For the past 25 years, Summerslam has been WWE’s biggest party of the summer. It’s been the showcase for many memorable moments and matches, including Macho Man’s wedding to Miss Elizabeth and the Ultimate Warrior’s first WWF title, a 31 second defeat of then Intercontinental champion “The Honkey Tonk Man”. Perhaps no superstar has a better Summerslam résumé than Bret Hart. The Hitman was a participant in three of the most memorable Summerslam matches of all-time: vs. his brother Owen Hart in a steel cage in ’94, vs. Mr. Perfect for the IC title in ’91, and vs. his brother in law, The British Bulldog, in ’92. The latter of those three has been dubbed the greatest Summerslam moment ever, mostly due to the “family feud” angle leading up to the pay per view and the venue (Wembley Stadium in London, Bulldog’s home country). While their match at SS ’92 was definitely a classic, I went down a different route for my favorite match at the summer classic. The year is 2000, and the WWE is operating at an all time high. The Rock, Kurt Angle, HHH, Stone Cold and The Undertaker are dominating the main event scene, but the consistent show stealing matches are coming from the tag team division. Summerslam 2000 would be no different. Although HHH vs. The Rock vs. Kurt Angle for the WWF championship was the main event, the match people would be talking about was for the tag team titles. The Dudley Boyz, Edge & Christian and The Hardys would compete in the first ever TLC match, and the rest, as they say, is history.

– ryanfoges

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