I was having such a good life not knowing about this. But this song just had to come on the radio this morning. And now I just hate everything about this world. The fact that people like this are going to be famous or make any semblance of money off of this piece of shit song is infuriating to me. We couldn’t find another guy with long hair to play an acoustic version of a love song on his sitar  and give him some airtime? At least he can play an instrument. This literally takes no talent at all and anyone who argues otherwise is wrong. When our civilization eventually collapses and a new species takes over, I really hope they’re still able to watch YouTube, because they need to see this. They need to see the downfall of the music industry, basic integrity and the human race. #SELFIE accomplishes all three. I don’t who or what the Chainsmokers are, but I hope they vanish into thin air. Thanks for ruining my life assholes.

– Ryan

P.S. The Hoff went down about 5 million pegs in my book. I’d rather see him hate eating a cheeseburger off the floor than watch him in this video.