I knew the Carlton Dance was eventually going to happen, but it was still glorious. The good Lord put Alfonso Ribeiro on this earth to dance, and that’s what he’s going to keep doing. What I don’t think is talked about enough is how lucky his partner Witney is. You know she showed up for day one of rehearsals, saw him dance and knew she could mail this whole season in. Maybe all this new found fame will give her enough courage to spell her name like a normal human being. In the meantime, go on with your bad self, Alfonso.
If this shocked anyone then you obviously have never seen The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. The guy has a goddamn dance move named after him. Obviously he’s going to go on DWTS and just rip the roof off of the place. I’m usually not a fan of these older celebrities going on reality shows trying to relive the fame they once had, but if there’s one guy who fits the mold for DWTS, it’s Alfonso Ribeiro. I could watch him dance all night long. Kind of sounds a little weird now that I see that sentence in writing, but I stand by it. Put $5 worth of Tom Jones on the jukebox and let him do this thing. Carlton FTW.