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Benji Madden Got Cameron Diaz’s Name Tattooed On His Collarbone In A Move I’m Sure He Won’t Regret

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I never understood the need to get your significant other’s name tattooed on your body. Human beings in general are very stupid creatures, but the fact that people know that this is a terrible idea yet continue to do it proves that we’ll never learn from anything. If you want to know why we never learn from our mistakes, all you need to do is look at the art of tattooing another person’s name on your body. That’s the essence of stupidity. I think it’s especially dumb for celebrities. If you’re a normal person in a relationship, maybe you don’t have a lot of money or resources to get some extravagant gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend, so you choose body art to show them how much you love them. Still a dumb idea, but I get it. In all honesty, I bet there’s a portion of younger girls that eat that shit up too. But for a celebrity to do it? That doesn’t make sense to me. Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz are both millionaires. Show you care in a different way. Buy her a house, or a car, or a helicopter. This gesture kind of comes off as sloppy, especially considering his entire body is covered in tattoos. It’s like ‘congrats Cameron, your name is the 400th thing I’ve decided should be tattooed on my body’. Also, there’s no better way to get the public to turn on your relationship than getting the other person’s name tattooed on you. Before I saw this tattoo, I could care less about Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s relationship, but now I want it to end in a fiery inferno, and I’m going to watch the YouTube video of him getting the tattoo removed with a giant tub of popcorn.

– Ryan

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The Women of SNL Are Back Home For Thanksgiving In My Favorite Sketch From Last Week, ‘Back Home Ballers’

Last year, the women of SNL got together for ‘Twin Bed’, a sketch spoofing adults who go back home to their parent’s house for the holidays. Jimmy Fallon was the host of that episode, so this year the women of SNL added a little twist to their ‘home for the holidays’ video, adding host Cameron Diaz and new cast member Leslie Jones in place of Nasim Pedrad and Noel Wells. Jones’s part was the highlight of the sketch (as is the case in most of the sketches she’s in) mostly because parents do seem to have an almost impossible of amount of bowls. The overall episode was very funny, including a great ‘Black Annie’ sketch, another strong Weekend Update and a bizarre but hysterical sketch featuring Kenan as Dr. Dave who gets his penis ripped off by a monkey. Good luck resisting the urge to find a video of that sketch online. SNL is a repeat this Saturday, but follows that up with back to back to back new episodes, starting with James Franco December 6th.

– Ryan

 

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