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Riddle Me This: If a State Rep Got Caught on Camera Eating His Own Ear Wax, What State Would He Be From?

Yup, you guessed it, Florida. Joe Garcia got a little hungry during the House Judiciary Committee markup so he decides to dig deep in his ear for a treat. Not only is this a horrifying habit for someone to have, but it was caught live on C-SPAN. Come on, Joe, you have to be more aware than that. You a literally sitting next to the person who is speaking. Got to know the cameras on you, Joe. Everything makes sense in Florida after seeing the people who run it.

-Matt