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When the World is at It’s Bleakest, Bill Murray Rescues Us With Ice Cream

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Whenever you lose faith in the world/humanity, just remember Bill Murray is out there somewhere eating a soft serve swirlie cone. If that doesn’t lift your spirits then you have no spirit.

– Ryan

H/T Uproxx

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Oh You Know Just Bill Murray Crashing A Couple’s Engagement Photo Shoot

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If I had to bet on one couple making it, it would be these guys. When you have the pleasure of sharing one of life’s moments with Bill Murray, you embrace it. It could be a drink at the bar or your actual engagement photo shoot. Either way, the answer is always yes. There’s Bill Murray, Bill Paxton, George Clooney and then there’s everybody else.

– Ryan

Bill Murray Strikes Again. This Time at a Bachelor Party

Why does everyone love bill Murray so much? Oh yeah that’s right, this is why.  Guy is out of his mind and I couldn’t love it more. There is no way Bill Murray needed to take time out of his day to talk with these guys, but guess what? That’s what makes him Bill Fucking Murray. Pretty sound advice as well.

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-Matt

In the Best News Since the Invention of the Bikini: Bill Hader to Create, Star In New HBO Series

StefonSaturday Night Live alum Bill Hader has signed an exclusive development deal with HBO to create and star in a new comedy series for the premium cable network. Hader is best known for his eight-season stint on SNL where he was one of the most popular cast members of the past decade, creating such memorable characters as NY club scene expert Stefon and Italian talk show host Vinni Vedechi and earning two Emmy nominations. Hader also wrote for the venerable NBC sketch comedy show as well as for Comedy Central’s South Park, sharing in an animated program Emmy award. Hader, repped by Odenkirk/Provissiero Entertainment, UTA and attorney Fred Toczek, is in production on Judd Apatow’s feature Trainwreck for Universal Pictures and will next be seen in the Sundance Film Festival breakout drama The Skeleton Twins opposite fellow SNL alumna Kristen Wiig, set for a September release from Roadside Attractions.

Well this is awesome. There are very few details as it appears the deal was just reached, but if there’s one person I have confidence in it’s Bill Hader. My heart wants a sketch comedy show, but my head knows HBO thinks bigger than that. The best part about this announcement is going to be watching it all play out, especially as new cast members sign on. Will we see old SNL friends, or a slew of new comedy breakout stars? All Hader fans should be doing the Ragin’ Cajun shake right about now.

– Ryan

So Bill Clinton is Going to Be the Coolest Grandfather of All Time

What a lucky baby. On the one hand half of this baby’s genes are going to make him/her look like Chelsea Clinton, but on the other hand your grandfather is Bill Clinton. Some baby’s just have all the luck. The stories this kid is going to hear will be legendary. Any time you have the opportunity to be born into a presidential family you have to take it. I feel like the book Oh, The Places You’ll Go was written specifically for this baby. Dr. Seuss knew one day Chelsea Clinton would have a baby and that baby would have Bill Clinton as a grandpa to take it around on a magical ride. My life has now reached a point to where I’m jealous of an unborn baby.

– Ryan

Bill Murray Stopped By David Letterman’s Show And Now I Want Him to Be a Late Night Guest Every Night

Bill Murray is like the opposite of that selfie song. When I hear that song I hate selfes, but when Bill Murray takes one I can’t help but think its the coolest thing in the world. That’s power. Also, how much of a power couple would Lady Gaga and Bill Murray be? She dresses like an animal and blows people away with her voice and he walks around cracking jokes, stealing peoples French fries and making everybody’s day. The more I think about it the more I’d be on board for a variety show. I basically want any way to get Bill Murray on my TV 7 times a week. If I ran a TV station that would be my first order of duty: pay Bill Murray whatever he wants and let him have his own show. Ratings juggernaut.

– Ryan

I Need Bill Murray’s PBR Pants

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Jesus, Bill. Save some coolness for the rest of us. You know Bill Murray is going to steal the show, but you never know how. Sometimes its his antics, sometimes it’s his clothing. The PBR pants are subtle yet majestic. Wouldn’t expect anything less from the king.

H/T Uproxx

– Ryan

Bill Belichick Has To Own the Most Hooded Sweatshirts in the World

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So pretty much everyone knows by now that Bill Belichick only wears hooded sweatshirts at Patriot’s games. Can’t hate on it, especially when my coach buys khaki pants in bulk at Walmart. With that said, let me direct your attention to exhibit D:

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Hooded sweatshirt at the Pro-Am? Come on, Bill. We know you’re not homeless. Splurge and get a sweater or a polo shirt. Peyton has no problem looking dapper and he’s probably the most depressed person in America. While you’re at it, get some looser pants. Nobody wants to see the Belichick bulge.

– Ryan

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