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Justin Bieber is Ignoring the Most Important Rule of Life: When You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss

IdiotThe Biebs outbid Leo!

Justin Bieber and Leonardo DiCaprio got in a bidding war over a Bulgari necklace at a live auction at Cannes Film Festival’s annual amFAR Cinema Against AIDS event, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

The exquisite piece of jewelry was reportedly a13.05-carat aquamarine stone with 19.12-carats of pavé diamonds.

DiCaprio, 39, and Bieber went back and forth for the Bulgari stunner, worth around $204, 000, during the exciting auction. “The Wolf of Wall Street” actor put in his final offer in at around $476,000.

The 20-year-old pop star, who apparently wanted to purchase the gem for his mother, was clearly not intimidated by the high-profile movie star and came out the winner by offering $545,000.

Despite DiCaprio’s loss to the “Baby” singer, a bidder at the same event did pay $1 million to accompany the suave star on the Virgin Galactic trip to space.

Not a smart move by Bieber. Clearly DiCaprio let him have his fun and walk away with the fancy piece of jewelry. If you think Bieber got the best of him in this situation then you care clearly high. Leo could’ve dropped a couple million on that jewelry and ended it then and there, but sometimes it’s better to lose the battle and win the war. In this case the war being the luckiest guy in the world paying $1 million to go to space with Leo, which might be the bargain of the century. I’d sell all of my personal belongings and those of my friends and family to go to space with Leo. Just do horrible, horrible things for that opportunity. As far as Bieber is concerned, he just woke up the hornets nest. I doubt DiCaprio ever forgets this and will probably carry on a lifelong vendetta against Bieber until he’s a worthless pile of trash. There’s a storm coming Mr. Bieber. You and your stupid friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you’re all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large without King Leo coming for a slice of the pie.

– Ryan

The Iron Sheik Has Found a New Target – Justin Bieber



If I’m Justin Bieber I’m hoping I get deported at this point. A man can only have his dick compared to so many tiny things before he loses his mind. And I wouldn’t want the Iron Sheik suplexing me or my Mexican girlfriend. That just sounds horrible.

On a side note is anyone even close to the Iron Sheik’s level when it comes to insults? He goes right after your pride with the tiny dick jokes, then just when you’re at your lowest level, he compares you to a dead, retarded midget animal. Coldblooded shit.

– Ryan

Justin Bieber’s Dad Wants to Be Justin Bieber So Bad It’s Actually Disturbing



The bieb’s dad seems like a cool guy. Shirt off on the beach. Muscle shirt and khaki shorts on land. That sideways hat is obviously something that will never go out of style. I’ve never seen someone vicariously live through their child more than his dad. He had to be pissed when Bieber got arrested for DUI. He saw all the fancy parties and wine cooler chugging slowly fading away. Clean yourself up JB. You’re dad’s hopes and dreams depend on it.

– Ryan

Goodbye Justin Bieber

Source – Justin Bieber is in trouble – again.

The pop star was arrested early Thursday for drag racing and DUI in Miami Beach, police confirmed on Twitter. Police say R&B artist Khalil was also arrested.

Bieber was charged with resisting arrest and had consumed alcohol and marijuna, reports AP.

Bieber, 19, was in a rented yellow Lamborghini.


A while ago I wrote about the slow and steady downfall that Justin Bieber was going through. Now before I get started here, I want it to be clear that I could care less if this guy fails. He’s 19 and he’s already made more money than me, slept with more girls and is one of the most recognizable people on the planet. I’m just here to call a spade a spade. You want to know why Justin Bieber is going to fail? Because he lacks the one thing that every famous person had who fucked up and got their life back together: resiliency. He got discovered on YouTube by Usher, made a cute popsy song that attracted literally the easiest audience to attract (young girls) and got a boatload of fame and fortune thrown in his face. Now that the shit is hitting the fan, he wants his bodyguards and inner circle to make everything go away like it’s a bad dream. Unfortunately for him, it’s real life.

Do you ever wonder why so many child actors/musicians have fucked up lives? Because a 16, 17, 18, 19 year old shouldn’t be living in Los Angeles or Hollywood where the vices outnumber pretty much anything good or moral you’re trying to accomplish. That’s why it’s always great to see someone like Justin Timberlake, who got famous young (17 when NSync started taking off), but kept his head above water and turned into an other worldly talent. DUI’s are becoming so common for celebrities that Bieber may get off the hook for this one, go back to making his music for teenage girls, and have a good career. But if I were a betting man, I’d say this is just the beginning of something bad.

Back to the resiliency angle. Does Justin Bieber strike you as someone who deals with animosity well? The same kid who had his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China doesn’t seem like he’s taking the backlash in stride. Again, his bread and butter IS MAKING SONGS FOR TEENAGE GIRLS. Even at the peak of his fame, no one took this guy seriously. So now that everything is going wrong, who does he lean on to get his shit right? If I had cameras in my face 24/7 while websites like TMZ were dissecting my every move, I’d probably lose my mind too. In a way, its kind of sad to see a 19 year old with the world by the balls just be such an idiot and an asshole. Between the constant bad press, on and off retirement and the general dismay people my age or older have for him, it’s going to be a long road back to the top. Like I said, I’m not rooting for him to fail, but at this point, I don’t see any other outcome.

– Ryan

Kate McKinnon Might Actually Be Justin Bieber

That’s as good a Justin Bieber impression as you’ll ever see. Cherry on the ice cream was the fact that she actually looked like Bieber. There’s talent, and then there’s Kate McKinnon. FYI, the entire Drake hosted episode of SNL was awesome. Drake just got his newest and most deranged fan.

– Ryan

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Toby Shelton Really Likes Justin Bieber

(Source) “A 33-year-old man has spent five years and  $100,000 in an effort to look like his hero – teenaged pop idol Justin  Bieber.

Toby Sheldon is a songwriter from Los  Angeles who has used Bieber’s youthful features as the inspiration for numerous  surgeries, including face fillers, a chin reduction and eyelid  surgery.

Sheldon’s obsession with his  appearance began when he started having treatments to prevent his hair thinning  at the age of 23, but really took off when a pre-pubescent Justin Bieber hit the  big-time in 2008.

Sheldon, along with hordes of preteen girls,  became enamored of the pop star.

‘Once Justin shot to fame his face was  everywhere and I all I kept  thinking when I saw his picture was, “I want to  look like him,”‘ Sheldon says.

Sheldon had already spent $8,000 on hair  transplants to supplement his thinning blond locks, but he wasn’t happy with the  results.

 He took a picture of Bieber to his plastic  surgeon to demonstrate exactly how he wanted his hair to look.

‘It took three transplants and a total of  $21,000 to accurately lower my hair line, close off my temples and grow back my  bangs,’ he says.

Once he had perfected his Bieber-style hair,  Sheldon, who admits to a phobia of aging, decided he wasn’t finished.”

Toby Sheldon - Justin Bieber Look-A-Like\n2013 - Age 33

There are a lot of things I’d spend $100,000 on. A house, a car, a romantic getaway with Clooney; pretty much anything that involves food, beer or movies. What I wouldn’t spend $100,000 on is plastic surgery to make myself look like Justin Bieber. It’s kind of haunting that a 33 year old, someone who clearly doesn’t require any plastic surgery whatsoever, would not only spend that much money on plastic surgery, but do it specifically so he looks like a 19 year old pop singer. This is what you call an unhealthy obsession. If you’re fortunate enough to have this much spare cash, and you spend it on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber, you’re insane. Plain and simple. That picture will haunt me forever.

– Ryan