Ok, so this clearly wasn’t even close to endorsed by McDonalds on any level. Doesn’t change the fact that it is horrifying. I still don’t understand the irrational fear of clowns a lot of people have, but with this video I can kind of see where they are coming from. KIND OF
Robert Newman, 23, is banned from every single farm in the United Kingdom after sexually penetrating a goat, the London Evening Standard reported.
Newman admitted to the act, which took place on a Wiltshire farm in April, on Monday, according to the Wiltshire Gazette and Herald.
His sentencing is scheduled to take place Sept. 12. Until then, Newman — who has been released on bail — is prohibited from being on any property where farm animals reside, according to SWNS. He also has to keep a curfew between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m.
Tough break, Robert. Getting banned form every farm in the UK? That’s a steep punishment for what you did. All I know is, if my buddies and I ever get banned from all the farms in America, we would be pissed! (We plan on running a egg farm one day) I don’t anticipate any of us banging farm animals in the near future, but you never know. And wait, “sexually penetrating a goat”? Are there other ways to penetrate a goat with your penis that is not sexual? I guess i’m not hip to farm tactics.
PS- Before you judge, did you ever think the guy just loved his goat?