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Nothing Like My New Favorite Animal To Start Your Friday Off Fantasticly

I was worried Friday was going to drag along today. Then I watched this GIF 245 times and now I’m ready to take on the universe.  And by take on the universe I mean sleepwalk through work and drink a bunch of beers later.

– Ryan

H/T Reddit 

Ron Jeremy’s Wrecking Ball Video Might Be the Only Thing That Can Cheer Me Up Today

Maybe it’s all the beers I drank this weekend. Maybe it’s all the sad ice cream I ate last night. But this video automatically cheered me up and creeped me out at the same time. That’s not an easy thing to do, but I guess any time old Ron Jeremy takes his pants off there’s a solid chance you’re about to go on an emotional roller coaster.


Betty White Spoofs Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball – Dear God No

This could have been a lot worse, but can we stop the wrecking ball spoofs now. Watching a 90 year old ride a wrecking ball and kiss a sledgehammer should never be something I have to witness.

– Ryan

Miley Cyrus Has Found Her Savior

Miley’s second stint as host of SNL was a success in my eyes (review coming tomorrow), and her two musical performances were effective, yet surprisingly subtle. After her outrageous performance at the VMAs, many people thought Miley was going to make a fool out of herself again on live TV. Instead, Miley toned down her act, and instead of feeling herself up.with a foam finger, she showcased her great vocal talent. She performed “Wrecking Ball”, her newest single, earlier in the show, and followed that up with a very cool acoustic version of “We Can’t Stop” (video above). Why did Miley act like such an ass on MTV yet so classy on SNL? The easy answer would be that she has more respect for SNL, because the VMAs are the trashiest award show of all time. But after doing a little bit of research, I found a different reason. Two words: midget. guitarist.

There are two things I know to be true: 1. George Clooney is a God amongst men and 2. Midget guitarists are soul soothers. You don’t act up when a midget guitarist is around. You just don’t.

– Ryan

The Broncos Running Backs Played “Rock, Paper, Scissors” to See Who Would Get to Punch It In The End Zone

According to Bleacher Report Ronnie Hillman, Knowshon Moreno and Montee Ball gathered on the sidelines while waiting for a referee’s decision and played the childhood school yard (and dodge beer) game, rock, paper, scissors. As a fantasy owner I am outraged! But, as a huge fan of the NFL I am pleased to see a moment of lighthearted and innocent play. Put aside the massive amounts of fines being dished out every week and just enjoy the sport for moments like this.


PS- Hillman won with scissors after Moreno threw rock early (and was disqualified) and Ball thew paper.