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Ken Griffey Jr. is Not Handling Retirement Well

That’s the most disinterested I’ve ever seen a person look. That video is 1:51 and I felt like I was watching it for hours. Like a slow motion train wreck that was never going to stop. Luckily, it did. So I guess this answers the age old question: how is Ken Griffey Jr. handling retirement? Not well it seems. Just doing interview after interview hating his new life. I knew some athletes didn’t make a seamless transition into retirement but Griffey just looks depressed. Poor Linda Cohn. She was so excited to interview him, and then he turned into that person you keep texting even though you write paragraphs and they answer with one word. I guess that’s what happens when you never win a World Series. You turn into a one word robot.

– Ryan

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Can’t Wait For Apple Picking Season

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-Matt

 

Is There Anything Better Than Awkward Family Photos Around the Holidays?

No. The answer is no.

The bearded man isn’t even a member of this family. Everyone is just too afraid to tell him to leave.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Remember when you were at that age when mom and dad were THE WORST? Be grateful you weren’t born into this family.

Three people who absolutely love Thanksgiving. Excitement is off the charts.

I’d be upset if I was that awful at coloring too.

– The Average Nobodies

(credit: Awkward Family Photos)

Awkward Family Portraits are Always Funny

That cat is not happy.

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Nothing says “family” like a tiny rifle and a parrot.

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Winnie The Pooh characters and he picks Eor? POWER MOVE

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……..no……..please, god no……

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Kid in the middle takes his LAST Christmas card.

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Secret mullet, huge glasses, cat, laser show

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Families that don’t have a centaur in their portraits are doing it so wrong.

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Should have painted the bulge like a basketball, but still, A+ work right here.

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These are my favorites. Click here for the full list. Via Distractify.com

-MattyV

Awkward Band Photos – My Picks

This morning BuzzFeed put up a list of “21 Painfully Awkward Band Photos“. Here are my favorites.

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-MattyV

PS- I have to meet “Carlos”. Find me Carlos!

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