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In Really Weird News, Former Wrestler Rikishi Has Challenged Kim Kardashian To Some Kind of Ass Competition

I’m not sure how Rikishi transitioned from talking about Mayweather/Pacquiao to an ass contest between him and Kim Kardashian, but add me to the list of people quietly saying to themselves “please God no”. I’ve seen Rikishi’s ass more than I care to mention, and I guess same goes for Kim Kardashian. I’m not mad I’ve seen Kim K’s ass, it’s a nice enough ass, but anything that draws more attention to a Kardashian seems unnecessary in my book. On the flip side, look for Rikishi in the crowd when Mayweather and Pacquiao finally fight on Mars in 2056!

– Ryan

Stupid Sayings – I Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass

Why would you? Stupid saying.

– The Average Nobodies

Hey Kanye, Someone Needs a Diaper Change

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What is happening here. Is that thing photoshopped? Has to be, right? Hey Kim, Christmas dinner called, it’s missing two hams.

-Matt

Lolo Jones is the Hottest Thing in Bobsledding

 

 

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Ever since Lolo jumped on the scene, and into my heart, at the last Olympics I have been following her (on social media) like a well trained stalker (that doesn’t help my case). I love you, Lolo. Be my valentine?

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