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Trailer Alert – Killing Gunther

If you watched Saturday Night Live any time between 2010 and the first half of 2016, chances are you know who Taran Killam is. He was the human Swiss army knife of SNL, as he could literally impersonate anyone, and his original characters were just as good (Jebidiah Atkinson, I miss you so). One of the reasons he left SNL was to pursue his own projects, the first of which just got an official trailer. Plainly put, Killing Gunther looks delightful. Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, CeCe from New Girl and a slew of other assassins are trying to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger. If that plot doesn’t interest you then maybe we shouldn’t be friends. The trailer has a nice lightness to it, and I can’t wait to check out the whole thing. Hopefully we get an official release date soon.


Arnold Schwarzenegger Adorably Congratulated Sylvester Stallone On His Golden Globe Win Via Snapchat


One of my favorite parts about last night’s Golden Globe’s was Sylvester Stallone’s incredibly deserving best supporting actor win for his role in ‘Creed’. If you haven’t seen it yet, you should really go out of your way to check it out, because both Stallone and the movie itself are really great. Stallone’s speech was great as well, and both during and the after the ceremony, Sly received congratulations from a lot of his peers and fans. One of those congratulations came in the form of his good friend Arnold Schwarzenegger, who congratulated Sly via Snapchat with an adorable video. Is the Oscar next for Sly? Arnie seems to think so, and I’m not going to disagree with the Terminator.


Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be The New Host Of The Apprentice

BOOMNBC has landed a huge name to replace Donald Trump as host of Celebrity Apprentice. 

Former California governor and international movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger will take over the reality franchise, NBC announced Monday.  

“We are thrilled to be opening a powerful new chapter in the story of the Apprentice franchise,” said Paul Telegdy, President, Alternative and Late Night Programming, NBC Entertainment. “Arnold Schwarzenegger is the epitome of a global brand in entertainment and business, and his accomplishments in the political arena speak for themselves. It was Arnold’s personal passion for the format that Mark Burnett and Donald Trump built over the last decade, as well as his fresh take on how to take it to new heights for today’s audiences, that made him the man to hire. The Celebrity Apprentice … will be back!”

Celebrity Apprentice will return for the 2016-17 television season with Schwarzenegger as “CEO.” 

Huge news if you’re a fan of The Apprentice, as Donald Trump has been replaced with the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don’t watch the show, nor will I watch it now, but I need Arnold to go full ‘Kindergarten Cop’ on these celebrities. Just lose his mind every episode and yell SHUUUUT UPPPP. That’s the only reason they brought him in, right? So he can get a new catch phrase over. Trump had ‘you’re fired’, and Arnold needs to have ‘shut up’. Don’t mess this up, NBC. Do the right thing.


Arnold Schwarzenegger Scared The Shit Out Of People At Madame Tussauds Wax Museum

Arnie is on what seems like an endless promotional tour for the new Terminator film, and his latest public showing was in LA at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum where he dressed up as the Terminator. The video is both a testament to how awesome Arnold is and how incredibly realist Madame Tussauds wax sculptures are. If I was half as good as my job as Madame Tussaud is at her job then I’d be a customer service king of some sort. It doesn’t sound glamorous but I think I could make it work. Anyway, good for Arnold, and that stare down with the imposter Terminator should be made into its own movie in the future.

– Ryan

San Diego I Have Breaking News! Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Snapchat

Arnold Schwarzenegger, American hero, Austrian Superman, is on Snapchat @arnoldschnitzel. So far we’ve got red carpet access, Arnold riding a bike, and some weird over the shoulder shots at a children’s Crossfit Tournament. I have one request for a snap and one request only:

kick some ice

– Ryan

In Probably The Greatest Moment Of His Life, ‘The Beast’ Deadlifted 1,018 Pounds While Arnold Schwarzenegger Cheered On

This has to be the greatest moment in this guy’s life. When your name is ‘The Beast’, you’re either going to dedicate your life to weightlifting or dedicate your life to murdering people. I think I speak for everyone when I say I’m glad this guy dedicated his life to the former. Not that this guy needed any help breaking this record, but when Arnold Schwarzenegger comes running over to root you on, it has to give you a little boost of adrenaline. When you combine ‘The Beast’s’ skill set and strength with the cheering power of The Terminator you’re going to break every world record. I don’t care if it’s fly fishing or dead lifts; that world record is getting broken. On a side note, it’s almost spring time, which means it’s almost softball season. It probably couldn’t hurt getting Arnold to come down to the ol’ ball field and give our team some inspiration. Lord knows we could use it when we’re hung-over at 8 in the morning on a random Sunday.

– Ryan

Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Inducted Into The Celebrity Wing Of The 2015 WWE Hall Of Fame

First it was Macho Man Randy Savage, and now Arnold Schwarzenegger will be the second entrant into the WWE Hall of Fame class of 2015. Arnold has been on WWE TV multiple times over the years, including a recent episode of Raw to promote his movie Sabotage. Arnold also inducted Bruno Sammartino into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2013. The choice makes sense, considering this year’s Hall of Fame ceremony and WrestleMania will take place in California, the state that turned Arnold from the Terminator to the Governator. I only have one request for Arnold’s speech:

– Ryan

The “Terminator Genisys” Trailer is COMING!


My sweet Daenerys….

Look for it in 2 days!


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