Jim Ross’s commentary paired with non wrestling things continues to be the greatest videos on the internet, especially when the non wrestling things are something as awesome as Game of Thrones. “The caskets on fire! The caskets on fire!”.
That’s a pretty long and drawn out celebration metaphor (am I using that correctly), but I do enjoy the effort. Sounds like you have some ex-girlfriend issues to work through, but when your heart is healed take a look at this and learn from a true pro, Jack Edwards:
THAT is how it’s done.