Sharknado had everything a great movie consists of: sharks, tornados, the dad from Home Alone and Tara Reid. When you’re building a movie, those are the four ingredients you need to ensure success, and Sharknado pulled it off. So much so that a sequel was made, and judging by the teaser trailer, it’s going to be amazing. They’ve added chainsaws, Mark McGrath and Kurt fucking Angle. Casablanca, prepare to be dethroned.
An angel and an angle, as most people know, are two very different things. Twitter refuses to acknowledge this scientific fact.
We all got angles we all got demons
— Billman (@BiLLtheKiD95) November 13, 2013
i wonder if you smile when angles bring my name up.
— 11/12/13 ♥ (@OmarsCoolAss) November 13, 2013
Even angles have their wicked schemes
— Raelyn (@livel0veShelby) November 13, 2013
She’s talking to angles counting the stars making a wish on passing cars she’s dancing with strangers waiting for superman to pick her up
— Dakota Alves (@dakotabrook96) November 13, 2013
— x and o (@asformoi) November 13, 2013
I cry when angles deserve to DIIIIIIEEEEE
— Leanna (@JustLeanna14) November 13, 2013
It’s nice to know that we have so many angles looking out for us. Obtuse. Right. 90 degrees. Every single one is watching from above.