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The Sharknado 2 Teaser Trailer is Out & It’s Glorious

Sharknado had everything a great movie consists of: sharks, tornados, the dad from Home Alone and Tara Reid. When you’re building a movie, those are the four ingredients you need to ensure success, and Sharknado pulled it off. So much so that a sequel was made, and judging by the teaser trailer, it’s going to be amazing. They’ve added chainsaws, Mark McGrath and Kurt fucking Angle. Casablanca, prepare to be dethroned.

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– Ryan

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It’s Mind Blowing How Many People Use the Word Angle When They Meant to Use Angel

An angel and an angle, as most people know, are two very different things. Twitter refuses to acknowledge this scientific fact.

It’s nice to know that we have so many angles looking out for us. Obtuse. Right. 90 degrees. Every single one is watching from above.

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– Ryan

Every Real American Should Have These American Flag Aviators

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Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence. Cue the music!

– Ryan

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