NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. Fuck that. The last thing I’m doing when I see a titanic-sized Anaconda is pole it with a wooden oar. It’s not like these guys were in a big boat either. If that snake wanted to it could have eaten both of them and awarded them the Darwin Prize. This is another reason i’m not going to South American…EVER.
The VMAs were last night, and Nicki Minaj played a pretty prominent role, performing her new song ‘Anaconda’ in the opening slot of the show. Naturally she posted some pictures to Instagram after the show like celebrities do, and lucky for us, the crazies in the comment section were out in full force.
So much to love here. Squaretree123 coming in hot with the 306,000th like of the picture. Not sure if I want to know how they figured out they were the 306.000th like. Seems like a lot of effort was put into that comment. Then you have jimlegitcash taking this opportunity to help people out who are in debt/need school clothes. What better demographic to target for that than the “Nicki Minaj Instagram comment section”. Clarkey88 then takes the conversation down a dangerous path. Throwing the “slut” on the end just for extra emphasis. And finally ewen_Cameron finishing us off with the always fun “sid booooob” comment. I’m assuming he meant side boob, but when it comes to Instagram comments, you just never know. Bill Paxton bless the internet.