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Getting your Wisdom Teeth Out + Your Mom Telling you to Stay In Your Room = A Tornado of Emotions Ice Bucket Challenge

Betrayal, blood, and ice water…a recipe for disaster if you ask me. “My mom told me not to leave my room” and I can see where she is coming from. This girl is in zero condition to be outside her bed never mind roaming her empty house and doing the ice bucket challenge, which with the size of the “Bucket” I’m not sure it even counts. ALSA.org (donate now) can I get a ruling on that? Bucket too small? She didn’t even pour it on her head. Just a straight chest shot. Well, at any rate, thank you for making my day just a little bit brighter and darker at the same time, and thank you for finally making a generation of YouTubers finally forget about David after Dentist. Kid was in the spotlight for far too long. Cleanup those stitches and get back in bed.

In Bill Paxton’s name we pray.

-Matt

50 Cent Challenging Floyd Mayweather to an ALS/ESL Challenge Is Funny & Sad At the Same Time

50 Cent throwing down the hammer on Floyd Mayweather here. Oh you want me to pour ice water on my head? How about no. And how about you read a page of Harry Potter on top of it. Side note – what’re the chances 50 cent has read Harry Potter? 1 in a trillion? Just doesn’t strike me as a Harry Potter fan. But he’s no dummy. He knows it’s difficult reading with all of J.K. Rowling’s made up words and characters. 750K is kind of a lot of money, maybe not to 50 or Floyd, but I’m sure any charity would love that kind of donation. My only hope in this life is that Floyd answers this challenge by reading Harry Potter in a beautiful robe surrounded by rich mahogany. A man can dream.

– Ryan

Former WWE Diva/Hottest Woman in the World Maryse Did the Ice Bucket Challenge & It Was Wonderful

Be right back. I have to go…do something. Whoever shot this video vertically on their phone should burn in hell.

– Ryan

Somehow Roddy Piper Doesn’t Know What the Ice Bucket Challenge Is

You’d think this would be impossible by now, but if anybody is going to be oblivious to current events, it’s the Hot Rod. Anyone who once went half black face/body to fight a black guy is capable of anything.

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– Ryan

Stop the Presses: I Found My Favorite ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Video

Most of the celebrity ice bucket challenge videos are cool and funny but they just don’t compare to Demetria Godfrey. Vince McMahon in a suit, Chris Pratt swigging Vodka; all great. But they lack the pageantry and very real fear that  Demetria displays in this video. Is it illogical to think you can drown from a bucket of water being dumped over your head? Probably, but you can never be too careful. For Bill Paxton’s sake she can’t swim guys. What’s going to happen if a portal opens up and the water never stops flowing? Not only did I watch this video 50 times but I subscribed to her YouTube page as well. You can’t let pure comedy just slip through your hands, even though most of her videos are just R & B love songs that make me feel uncomfortable.

– Ryan

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