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This Poor Guy Picked The Worst Time To Walk Into ’50 Shades of Grey’ Alone

Talk about being at the wrong place, at the wrong time. This poor guy thought he was going to sneak in with the rest of the crowd, plop himself down and enjoy him some ’50 Shades of Grey’. Then he saw the camera, and the news reporter, and his body and mind just froze. This is the best or worst timing for a news report depending on who you are. It’s the best for us, the people watching this video and the worst for this poor guy, the man going to see ’50 Shades of Grey’ presumably alone. As an avid solo movie theater attendee, this is an interesting choice if the guy really did go alone. I usually try to stick to comedies, but if you enjoy some bondage and domination sex scenes I guess there’s no time like the present.

– Ryan


Hey Mike Jeffries, You’re Scaring the Kids!


Mike Jeffries has a face like a road that needs paving. You’re scaring the kids buddy!

– The Average Nobodies

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