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To The Surprise of No One, Alfonso Ribeiro Was Crowned The Champion On Dancing With The Stars

Even if you don’t watch DWTS, this should come as no surprise, because the man can dance. Alfonso Ribeiro was put on this Earth to entertain people, and I’m glad he got another chance to do that on this season of Dancing With The Stars. He even did “The Carlton” one more time for good measure before being crowned El Champion:

Also, anyone who incorporates popcorn into their dance routine has my vote forever.

– Ryan

You Knew It Was Coming: Alfonso Ribeiro Did The Cartlon Dance On DWTS Last Night

I knew the Carlton Dance was eventually going to happen, but it was still glorious. The good Lord put Alfonso Ribeiro on this earth to dance, and that’s what he’s going to keep doing. What I don’t think is talked about enough is how lucky his partner Witney is. You know she showed up for day one of rehearsals, saw him dance and knew she could mail this whole season in. Maybe all this new found fame will give her enough courage to spell her name like a normal human being. In the meantime, go on with your bad self, Alfonso.

– Ryan

Alfonso Ribeiro Adds a Little Showmanship Into This Week’s DWTS Routine

I’m not sure if any other contestants are still on DWTS, but I am sure that Alfonso Ribeiro is dominating. Last night he added a little Austin Powers showmanship aspect to his routine, complete with a mini Alfonso with a draw on goatee. Precious stuff. He continues to be the best dancer on the show, and the fact that no other contestant is even talked about makes me think he’s the only one still dancing. If that’s the case, I’m fine with it, because he is a beautiful, goateed dancing machine.

– Ryan

Alfonso Ribeiro is Still Dominating on Dancing With The Stars

I understand there are TV contracts and ratings to worry about, but it is necessary to keep this competition going? AB won this competition last week, and everything from here on out is just child’s play. He’s even paying homage to his on screen cousin Will Smith with his song choices now. The only question I have is do they practice? AB just seems like the kind of guy who hangs out all week then goes out there and wings and makes sweet love to the dance floor. If these performances don’t result in a career resurgence, then I no longer believe in seconds chances.

– Ryan

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Alfonso Ribeiro Dominated on Dancing With The Stars Last Night, Hopefully to the Surprise of No One

If this shocked anyone then you obviously have never seen The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. The guy has a goddamn dance move named after him. Obviously he’s going to go on DWTS and just rip the roof off of the place. I’m usually not a fan of these older celebrities going on reality shows trying to relive the fame they once had, but if there’s one guy who fits the mold for DWTS, it’s Alfonso Ribeiro. I could watch him dance all night long. Kind of sounds a little weird now that I see that sentence in writing, but I stand by it. Put $5 worth of Tom Jones on the jukebox and let him do this thing. Carlton FTW.

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– Ryan


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