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Check Out The Dakota Johnson Hosted SNL Sketch That Was Cut For Time, ‘New Playroom’
One of the downsides of SNL being live every week is that the show has to be perfectly timed out in order to fit everything in. Every week after dress rehearsal, a sketch or two will get cut for time, and more likely than not, it’s hysterical. The ‘New Playroom’ sketch that was cut from last week’s SNL hosted by Dakota Johnson is no exception. It’s set up as an HBO First Look at the ’50 Shades of Grey’ sequel, ’50 Shades Darker’. In this scene, Christian Grey takes Anastasia Steele into his new sexual playroom, except it’s still being built and the construction workers are actually there working. I liked this sketch better than the 50 Shades spoof they did with Kyle Mooney as a child reporter, but thanks to the internet, we now get to see both.
– Ryan
Who’s Excited For Dakota Johnson & Her ‘Exciting’ Personality To Host SNL This Week?
I think Dakota Johnson is getting a bad rap. It’s widely known that book nerds are the most vicious critics out there. It’s happened with Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, and now it’s spreading into movies like Gone Girl and more recently 50 Shades of Grey. No matter what the actors and filmmakers do, the movie will never live up to the hype of the book. I don’t know if people expected Dakota Johnson to be some kind of kinky sex slave in real life, but she gives a perfectly fine interview and presents herself well yet everyone jumps down her throat. Of course for me personally, the ultimate test of a man or woman’s merit is how well they host SNL. This is Dakota’s first time, so she has a chance to either shut everyone up or be terrible. Since I’ll be watching the show, I’m hoping for the former. The cast should have an extra pep in their step after their extended time off and the SNL 40 special, so let’s hope they have some good material and tomorrow night’s show is a success. – Ryan
This Poor Guy Picked The Worst Time To Walk Into ’50 Shades of Grey’ Alone
Talk about being at the wrong place, at the wrong time. This poor guy thought he was going to sneak in with the rest of the crowd, plop himself down and enjoy him some ’50 Shades of Grey’. Then he saw the camera, and the news reporter, and his body and mind just froze. This is the best or worst timing for a news report depending on who you are. It’s the best for us, the people watching this video and the worst for this poor guy, the man going to see ’50 Shades of Grey’ presumably alone. As an avid solo movie theater attendee, this is an interesting choice if the guy really did go alone. I usually try to stick to comedies, but if you enjoy some bondage and domination sex scenes I guess there’s no time like the present.
– Ryan
H/T UPROXX
New Trailer – Fifty Shades of Grey
Still not exactly sure what I just watched. Seems a little intense. Actually, i’m not even sure “intense” is the right word.
