Category Archives: Wrestling
The Ultimate Warrior is Finally Going Into the WWE Hall of Fame. Let’s Celebrate With His Craziest Promo’s
Long overdue selection, and I’m proud to say the Average Nobodies were there live last night in Providence to witness the announcement. The best thing about Warrior going into the hall of fame is now a new generation can relive his absolutely bonkers promo’s. Warrior wasn’t a great wrestler. Warrior wasn’t a great talker. He was a body with charisma, and that got him a long, long way. If you’ve never heard a Warrior promo, sit back and enjoy. My personal favorite is the one where he inhale snorts for an uncomfortable length of time.
– Ryan
Daniel Bryan Had the Dunk ROCKING!
Providence, RI … you MADE that segment. #AWESOMECROWD. #THANKYOU Great crowds can make a good turn all that much better. #WWE #RAW #WWERAW
— RyanClark (@RyanClarkWZR) January 14, 2014
Yeah, I’m pretty sure the roof just came off the Dunkin’ Donuts Center. Wow, @wweDanielBryan. #Raw #CageMatch
— Richard Gray (@wnwdotcom) January 14, 2014
#ThisIsAwesome in Providence! #RAW
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) January 14, 2014
Daniel Bryan tearing the roof off the Dunkin Donuts center after a face-turn like only he could. I’m pretty sure there is no one as “over” as he is in the WWE right now. Maybe Punk and Cena are close seconds, but that is it. Daniel Bryan is growing into quite the phenom in the wrestling world.
YES YES YES
-Matt
Rest In Peace, Mae Young
Just 10 short years ago you were being power bombed through a table. You will be sorely missed by WWE Superstars past and present.
-Matt
Cody Rhodes’ Incredible Moonsault Off the Top of the Cage at WWE’s Live Event Last Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VsIE7nTw_8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Madison Square Garden sure does bring out the best in wrestlers. You can’t execute a moonsault better than that.
– Ryan
H/T @WWEUniverse
And the New WWE World Heavyweight Champion Is…
Randall Keith Orton. Fans would have complained no matter what the outcome was, unless Stone Cold, The Rock and the Undertaker all came out and had a 10 hour match. I’m just glad we have a definitive winner, and now the official slow build to the road to Wrestlemania can begin. After last night, CM Punk looks like the strongest contender for the title, after he beat all three members of The Shield. Who do you think should challenge Orton for the World Heavyweight Title? Let us know!
– Ryan
Is Ahmed Johnson the Craziest Looking Person in History?
For those of you who don’t know, Ahmed Johnson was a professional wrestler for the WWE in the mid to late 90s. Also, Ahmed Johnson might be the most insane looking person in history. I know wrestling is fake, but I have a list of people I’d never want to get in a fight with and Ahmed Johnson is at the top of that list. He’s one of the few people I’ve seen that just seem naturally angry. He either plays his character remarkably well or he oozes hate. I’m going with the latter. Classic example of a man who I’d want on my side 7 days a week but is a total game changer when he’s against you. There’s crazy, and then there’s the pearl river plunging Ahmed Johnson.
– Ryan
John Cena Cannot Be Denied. Not Even By You
Last night was WWE’s Survivor Series PPV. The event, unofficially billed as one of WWE’s “Big 4 Four” (Summer Slam, Wrestlemania, The Royal Rumble, and Survivor Series), was quite the show, even though Orton vs Big Show left me wanting more out of the topped billed fight (But that’s for another blog titled “Don’t put Big Show in Main Events”)… I digress. The story and best part of last nights PPV was Cena vs. Del Rio for the Heavy Weight Title. Yes, the Wyatts vs. Bryan and Punk was awesome, but right now I would like to talk Cena with y’all.
First off, nobody, and I mean NOBODY gets a crowd reaction like John Cena. Good or bad, there is no other visceral reaction like that in professional wrestling. Put Cena in a match, the crowd will go nuts for the guy. “Cena Sucks!” “Lets Go Cena!” echo throughout stadiums all over the world. The beginning of his theme music can be like a well placed hand grenade. Send him out and watch the place explode.
I could really talk about the “Cena-effect” (Copyright Matt Vieira) for hours so i’ll move on. The other thing that sets Cena apart from other wrestlers on the WWE roster is his caliber of matches. Say what you want about the guy, but he knows his way around the squared circle and how to put guys over. Case in point, Money in the Bank circa 2011 Jonh Cena vs. CM Punk for the WWE Title.
One of my favorite matches of the last 10 years, and the moment Punk became the man he is today. Why? Because of the man across from him, John Cena. A great series of Promos and the eventual fight will go down in history as some of the best programming the wrestling world has ever seen.
Gone, the days of the “five moves of doom”. Cena’s repertoire of moves has grown exponentially in the last year, and last night it showed. Cena is the peoples champ, the most popular guy in the industry, and, despite Orton’s title, the face of the WWE. John Cena is what’s good for business.
-MattyV










