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Friday Fire Alert: FuckinSavage.Com Presents The Hottest T-Shirt In The Game: “Collusion”

It doesn’t matter if you love or hate politics, or if you voted for Trump or Hillary or wrote in your crazy neighbor who seems nice but you know there’s something going on there. Despite all of our differences, be it political, social or otherwise, I think there is one thing we can all agree on: we all love t-shirts.

I’m not a father, but I honestly can’t picture myself more excited for the birth of my son or daughter than I was when I won a free t-shirt at Boston Celtics game. It was the apex of my happiness here on Planet Earth. While this t-shirt isn’t free, it’s well worth you time and money, so open your wallets and your hearts and check out the majestic beauty that is “Collusion”.

Donald Trump “Collusion” Shirts Now Available on FuckinSavage.com, and They Are Going Viral!

 

Photo: FuckinSavage.com

 

Photo: FuckinSavage.com

Over the past year, there have been accusations of multiple government officials “colluding” with Russia.

Of these officials, these accusations are focused primarily on President Donald Trump’s administration.  sourcehttp://www.cnn.com/2017/08/03/politics/mueller-investigation-russia-trump-one-year-financial-ties/index.html

However, in light of recent revelations, it seems Hillary Clinton is being accused of collusion too.  source:  http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/355749-fbi-uncovered-russian-bribery-plot-before-obama-administration

On Monday night, the website FuckinSavage.com appeared on the Internet.  On this site, there are 2 versions of shirts focused on “collusion” and the 2 people who are most likely involved in the “collusion”:  Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

The shirts simply say:  “Who Are You Colluding With?” and feature silhouettes of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

“We haven’t chosen a side,” said Dave Sunshine, owner of FuckinSavage.com.  “We hope to see the American people choose the shirt with the side they agree with most.  We are anticipating selling millions of Trump “Collusion” Shirts.  We put the shirts online Monday night as a joke, and they have instantly started going viral.”

FuckinSavage.com hopes that it can provide the American people with what they need to satisfy their “collusion” accusation, no matter what side they are on.

The shirts are available on FuckinSavage.com, which is a Google Trusted Store, provided by Spreadshirt.com.

“Please remember that this is satirical humor,” said Dave.  “The reason why we made both shirts is to provide the offended candidate with ammunition to offend.”

FuckinSavage.com is the home of the most controversial shirts on the Internet, and is preparing to release more shirts this month.

The President Of The United States Doesn’t Use Proper Grammar & It Infuriates Me

Photo: Twitter

Photo: Twitter

Photo: Twitter

Twitter is a black hole filled with darkness and despair, but if there’s one thing that infuriates me to no end it’s that Donald Trump, the mother fucking President of the United States, can’t spell OR use proper grammar. His tweets read like a resume someone who didn’t pass the 1st grade would submit to a new job. I see people misspell or use incorrect grammar on Twitter all the time and it doesn’t make me mad because who gives a shit, but I don’t think it’s too much to ask to have the POTUS use the correct there/their/they’re or to/too. It can’t be too much to ask. How did it come to this? How did the most important job in the world fall in the lap of a man who can’t be bothered to proofread his tweets? Honestly, if I see one more tweet with a grammar error I’ll be praying for nuclear war just so I don’t have to see him send out 10 consecutive tweets before he forms a coherent sentence.

-Ryan

Donald Trump Believes He Coined The Phrase ‘Prime The Pump’

My favorite part about this story is that I truly believe Trump thinks he created this phrase. He definitely heard it on TV or possibly overheard a conversation between smart people and decided that he’ll tell everyone it was an original phrase. The only problem with that is almost everyone who has or will interview/write about Trump is going to be smarter than him, so he’s immediately corrected. Don’t want to take my word for it?

That is cold as ice. Not even mentioning Trump by name yet everyone knows what they’re referencing. And while I’ll be the first to admit I’ve never heard of the phrase, I’m also not the POTUS trying to sneak it into conversation about tax plans. Merriam-Webster 1 Trump 0.

-Ryan

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