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Insane Instagram Comments

We all know, the comment section on any website is a grotesque place. This is especially true for Instagram. The Average Nobodies’ Insane Instagram Comments highlights the most deranged comments Instagram has to offer. See some savage shit going down in the comment section? Hit us up on twitter or Instagram if you have any leads on a comment(s) that should be featured. Stay safe out there, internetters.

Olivia Culpo Celebrated 2 Million Instagram Followers & Oh No Everything Is Ruined

For those of you who don’t know, Olivia Culpo is Rhode Island native (hey now!), current model, actress, restaurateur and former 2012 miss USA winner. She’s also currently dating New England Patriot Danny Amendola, because beautiful people need to stick together. Olivia recently reached 2 million followers, and celebrated how anyone would: with a lot of balloons.

Isn’t that lovely. Kind of sucks for her team because blowing up 10,000,000 balloons sounds awful. Beyond awful. While most of her fans were also in the celebratory mood, one creature from the depths of Instagram hell emerged to spoil the party:

I didn’t just include @me81093418470’s comment in that picture, but if you can’t distinguish the insane from the not insane we have bigger problems here. I’m always tempted to dissect these comments, but I know that’s a losing battle. I really can’t figure this one out though. “Look at me while you take your bra off” is insane on it’s own, but when you add all those extra exclamation points it enters into the danger zone. It’s so oddly specific too. The eye contact request is what really worries me, although if I’m being honest, this person existing on planet Earth is the most worrying thing of all.

Hey Olivia, if you’re reading, I apologize on behalf of the human race.

-Ryan

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Insane Instagram Comments – RealPaigeWWE

  
Just Summer Rae and Paige grabbing some down time at a trash can before a show. Nothing to see here…

  
…I have to give credit where credit is due. At least Jorge.Cano was polite in his ask to rest his head in Paige’s ass. And you all thought chivalry was dead! Not on Instagram it’s not!

-Matt

Insane Instagram Comments – Sasha Banks

  

Something tells me that the comment section of Sasha Banks’ Instagram isn’t the best place to ask her to do butt stuff. Actually, there might never be a good place for b_karrasch_1 to ask anyone for butt stuff. 

-Matt

Insane Instagram Comments: Seth Rollins

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Sunset on the Mississippi. #nofilter

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For those of you that don’t know, Seth Rollins is a professional fake wrestler, and also happens to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He’s a cross fit machine that has more abs muscles than I have muscles in general. He also seems like a pretty cool guy outside the ring, and posts pictures of sunsets on the Mississippi River. Why a picture of a sunset triggered someone to type “YOU FART IN ELEVATORS” is something I will never know, nor do I want to figure out why. The comments section of a famous person’s Instagram is a dangerous place. With Rollins social media history (nice dick), I’m actually surprised at how tame the comments are. Maybe the commenters are getting soft? Maybe they’ve lost their edge? Well I won’t have it. I have a blogging reputation to uphold and I need more insanity. Give me insane Instagram comments or give me death.

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments – Things Are Escalating Quickly On James Franco’s Instagram

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The best (or worst) thing about this is how casual it all seems. James Franco is advertising t-shirts with his name on it and then BAM, a ‘can I s your d’ comment just coming right out of left field. I don’t hate it, it was just unexpected, and it just seems like it was done so calmly. No exclamation point, no question mark, which means it was more of a statement than a question. This person wasn’t really asking, they were letting James Franco know what’s going to happen later whether he likes it or not. As a normal person, you don’t have people commenting on your pictures telling you that they’re going to suck your dick, so I don’t know how I’d feel about this. At first I’m sure it’s flattering, but after awhile I’m sure the people telling you that aren’t the kind of people you want near your dick.

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments – Maryse & Kelly Kelly Bring All The Horn Dogs To The Yard

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Before I even looked at the comments for this picture, I knew something weird was going to happen. Maryse & Kelly Kelly are two of the hottest women on the planet. That is a fact that can not be denied. They’re both also former WWE Divas, which means they’ve crossed the dangerous threshold of being really hot and having a lot of wrestling fans. Combine that with the general insanity that is the Instagram comments section and you have yourself a recipe for success. Maybe not success, but it’s a recipe for something. While the first commenter goes the traditional route and just comments the letter ‘S’, @pappi91 immediately turns up the heat and gets right to the point. I think there’s a time and a place to make a comment like this. In this case, the time and place being ‘never’ and ‘never’. The best (or worst) part is that he’s pretty much having a conversation with himself. He’s not responding to another comment; he just saw a picture he liked and decided to tell the whole world his plans for the rest of the day. Unfortunately for us, his plans involved a dangerous amount of masturbation.

– Ryan

 

Insane Instagram Comments: Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

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The Rock goes out of his way, more so than any other celebrity I can think of, to be nice and accommodating to his fans. He’s always mentioning his fans on Instagram or taking pictures with people who idolize him at the gym, but I think even The Rock would have a hard time answering @bae_unknown_. It seems like this Instagram commenter had more to say but decided to just end his thought mid sentence. This isn’t the most outrageous comment we’ve seen by a long shot, but it is kind of insane. If you’re going to take the time comment on someone’s Instagram, at least have it make a little sense. The Rock is such a genuine guy he’d probably take you out for steak and tequila if you could form a coherent sentence. Until then, keep asking questions without question marks.

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments: Abella Anderson Gets An Odd Request

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Porn stars are probably the easiest targets on Instagram, since most of the people who follow them are bloodthirsty horn dogs. So even when they post a picture as innocent as a couple takeout containers full of burgers and fries, the comment section is locked and loaded with some depraved comments. The only silver lining here is that porn stars HAVE to hear and see some really disturbing comments, so this is probably a welcome request to Abella Anderson. In the grand scheme of things, getting asked to have someone eat fast food off your ass really isn’t that bad. If you’ve ever scrolled through the comments on PornHub videos or any porn stars Twitter/Instagram you’ll realize that this request is as normal as apple pie, which is probably another thing @gooodlivin would like to eat off of Abella’s ass. Just another day in the life of a porn star.

– Ryan

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