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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
The Fall of Bieber (The Biebs)
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber is fading. And he’s fading fast. He stunk up the stage on SNL. He lost his smokeshow girlfriend. And now hes dressing like MC Hammer. Im not sure if Biebs is a student of history, but MC Hammer went broke buying exotic animals and crayon paintings of fancy cars. Not exactly someone you should be modeling your life after. Add the fact that he looks like a pre-pubescent lesbian and you have a recipe for disaster. Fly away sweet prince. Fly away and be free.
– Ryan
Miguel might switch to a career in pro wrestling
Miguel channeling his inner Hulk Hogan
“Miguel’s career in music may be over after this freak accident tonight at the Billboard Awards, but we’re sure he has a future in the WWE.
Here’s two women who bore the brunt of his failed stage dive attempt (or was it failed? What was he trying to do?) and were quickly shuffled away from the scene. The one on the right takes a shoe to the head; the one on the left gets the full guillotine leg drop action to the neck. …meanwhile, finished the song as if nothing had happened.” – Deadspin
First off, let me start by saying, that was the best leg drop I have seen since Hogan fought The Rock at Wrestlemania X8. Just absolute flawless execution and form coming from the R&B sensation.
Now on to why i’m pissed.
This is a classic case of the rich getting richer. Not only does this guy have an amazing singing voice but now he probably has a good chance of appearing on WWE. Come on now! I fake wrestle with my friends all the time and probably have a better repertoire of moves. It doesn’t mean you’re not gonna see me chumming it up with big Vince anytime soon. Miguel, I appreciate the effort, but leave the wrestling to the pros…and to me, drunk on a friday night.
–Matt
P.S. That lady has to have a concussion right?
I’ll Tell Ya What I’m Talking About!
Introducing The Average Nobodies
It’s your favorite online sensations combining their uber-talented minds for one HELL of a blog. The Average Nobodies Blog will cover anything and EVERYTHING. We will leave no stone unturned, no planet undiscovered, no hole undug….. well, you get the point.
–Matt
