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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp
The Mantis Shrimp is by far the most badass animal on the planet. I’d put it up against a bear one-on-one.
Thanks to Ze Frank for all the awesome “True Facts” videos!
-MattyV
Whatchu Know About Gymkhana?
Ken Block Gymkhana 5 San Francisco HQ Recut from André Zickerick on Vimeo.
Ok, so these videos have been around for a while now, but they are still awesome. Ken Block is a mad scientist behind the wheel of his Ford Fiesta. How much convincing at Mayor Taveras’s office would it take to let me do this in Providence? A man can dream.
-MattyV
9er’s Fan Al Needs To Pump His Brakes
Guy likes to see homo’s naked. Nothing wrong with that. 9er’s fan Al just had to get this license plate. Good work Al. Maybe next time go with a bumper sticker.
– Ryan
P.S.
Thanks to Deadspin for the pic.
Exploding Disney Princesses
It’s clear to me someone got very high one night and thought this would be hilarious and they could’nt have been more correct.
This is one of those things I hope catches on and moves to other movies and T.V. shows. Here’s to hoping this is a new meme.
-Sean Lite-
I Need an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy DVD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGLebeasE_Y&list=PL7YBcLBrPH5YMwrq7kyZ_YMI2uhHtQV3s
This weekend I had a discussion with a few of my amigo’s (or I had a dream. Either scenario is possible. I drank a lot this weekend) about why SNL has never released a Celebrity Jeopardy dvd. Watch that :30 second clip. Now imagine that kind of universal humor, only this time its part of a two hour dvd. I’ve never been one to toot my own horn, but toot toot baby. An SNL Celebrity Jeopardy dvd would sell like hot cakes. You have its greatest performer, Will Ferrell, plus a ridiculous supporting cast all absolutely nailing dumb downed version of celebrities. Its one of the best recurring skits in SNL history, and the needy side of me wants that greatness at the tips of my fingers. Enough of the sports extra skits or the commercial parodies dvd’s. We want Celebrity Jeopardy. Seacrest out.
– Ryan
Aaron Hernandez Released by Pats
Sources have confirmed that Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez has been released. This comes after Hernandez was taken into custody earlier today.
A statement from the Patriots on releasing Aaron Hernandez: “At this time, we believe this transaction is simply the right thing to do.”
****UPDATE*******
Here is the full statement released by the Patriots:
“A young man was murdered last week and we extend our sympathies to the family and friends who mourn his loss. Words cannot express the disappointment we feel knowing that one of our players was arrested as a result of this investigation. We realize that law enforcement investigations into this matter are ongoing. We support their efforts and respect the process. At this time, we believe this transaction is simply the right thing to do.“
-MattyV
Milk Was a Bad Choice
That’s it, I’m throwing in the towel. It’s way to hot for me to live any longer. If you don’t find me shriveled up under my desk I have moved to Northern Canada. Send along my cat and send a letter to my family. Tell Bill Paxton I love him, and for the love of god delete my browser history.
How many more days till winter, Seanlite?
-MattyV
Stanley Cup Wrap Up
Last night we saw the Chicago Blackhawks capture their second Stanley Cup in four years. As a Boston Bruins fan, I say congratulations. Like I said a few weeks ago Im a fan of theirs too, but I was rooting for the Bruins on this one.
Chicago was the clear cut best team all season and they finished the only way they could. The Bruins have nothing to be ashamed of. In a game that had a little over a minute left to push it to a seventh contest Chicago never gave up and beat Boston fair and square. Boston shouldn’t hang their heads on a fantastic run. It’s depressing to go down like that but at the end of the day it was a war that will go down as one of the best in the history books.
Next season should be interesting and I’m a firm believer that in hockey it’s any teams game all season. It would be something to see a finals repeat though. Have a great summer everyone!
+Berno
