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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Welcome To The Busey Zone
http://blip.tv/thebuseyzone/episode-6609293
Watching Gary Busey give people life advice is the reason dinosaurs put me on this Earth. I have to imagine when Al Gore invented the internet, he had this in mind. Who better to give life advice to lost souls then the craziest person in the entire universe. I feel like the people writing into “The Busey Zone” are skipping some integral steps in the self help process. Who did these people go to before Busey? Charles Manson? A snake? I mean how do you wake up one day with a legitimate real life quandry and think to yourself: “you know who can help me? Gary fucking Busey.” I have to admit I had some high expectations for this vlog, and per usual Gary Busey exceeds them and blows my mind in the process. I also feel like he believes this is some type of competition. When the woman reading the first question interrupts him, he tells her not to interrupt his answer or she’ll be elminated. That’ll teach her to question Gary Busey. He loves puppies, cats and fish, and he’s changing lives. God help us all.
– Ryan
P.S. Gary Busey’s spinning head will forever haunt my dreams.
The Muscle Hamster Isn’t Impressed
LeBron James has won two NBA championships and four MVP awards, but a fellow Florida athlete apparently isn’t impressed.And by indicating as much on Twitter, Doug Martin of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers may have become Cleveland’s second-favorite NFL running back entering his second season (behind only the Cleveland Browns’ Trent Richardson).Late Sunday night, Martin tweeted that meeting James “was as glorious as watching paint dry.” Martin later responded to user comments by saying James was “rude.”
“Meeting @KingJames was as glorious as watching paint dry.lol”
— Doug Martin (@DougMartin22) July 8, 2013
Douggie apparently found Lebron to be “rude” and wasn’t impressed when meeting him. This caused a twitter frenzy with everyone joining in on the big “hate Lebron fest”. And NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY likes a chance to lay into Lebron more than the city of Cleveland.
“The Browns should trade for him,” wrote Cleveland fan @LarryFletcher. “His picture should go up on the building where LeBron’s use to be.”
Ok Larry, take it easy, you guys can’t have him! Doug belongs in Florida with rest of his crew. Be happy with Trent Richardson, until he leaves you like everyone else does.
And Lebron….
..don’t be sad that Douggie doesn’t wanna hang out with you. Go play with your trophies instead…or count your headbands.
-MattyV
Ryan & George: Best Friends Forever
“Buzz is bubbling up that George Clooney, 52, is single again. Clooney, who has been dating Stacy Keibler, 33, for the past two years, have apparently called it quits. According to RadarOnline, the two were last seen together in public on March 16 in Germany. This past holiday weekend, Clooney was spotted at his Lake Como estate in Italy without her on July 4th. And Keibler posted a photo of herself in Malibu on July 3. She’s is busy working on her new Lifetime TV show, Supermarket Superstar, premiering July 22. He’s working on the film, Monuments Men. People mag reports that it was Stacy’s doing because she “wants to have children and a family someday,” a source says. No official word from either camp.” – USA Today
So you’re saying theres a chance. Classic Clooney, breaking up with one of the hottest girls in the world on America’s birthday. Its really insane how quickly guys like him and Leo and John Mayer go through girls. With that said, now is my time to prove to George that we should be best friends. He’s vulnerable, needs a strong male influence to get through this tough time. I feel like if Clooney gave me a chance, I could be the Chris O’Donnell to his Batman. He doesn’t realize it now, but having me around would greatly increase my opportunity of hooking up with world famous supermodels. I could cook him Ryan’s special eggs every morning, and whenever he seduces a lucky lady, I could.lend him my special mix tape to set the mood.
Just think about it George. You have everything in the world except a best friend. Let me be that best friend.
– Ryan
P.S. These are the lengths I’m willing to go for my best friend. A+ in heart.
Don’t Call It A COMEBACK!
Is it a thing for your body to reject non-alcoholic drinks? My liver is glad i’m back home, i’m not. But, it feels good to get back blogging. So without further delay, here is my first post of my triumphant return.
A suspected burglar in a Batman shirt and mask, who with two others broke into the Colorado State Fair, has turned himself in. Undersheriff JR Hall said the suspect is a 16 year-old boy who surrendered to Pueblo police after seeing his likeness on television late Thursday.Security cameras captured the incident early Thursday in the Fair’s VIP building and images were given to the media.
“When (police) found out it was this case, we came over and collected the 16-year-old male, who admitted to being the same person as the one depicted as Batman in the local media. It was due to local media that he turned himself,” Hall said.
The Pueblo Chieftain and its news partner, KRDO, had the story.The sheriff’s office is requesting charges of second-degree burglary, criminal mischief and theft.The two other suspects have not been located or publicly identified. The trio stole televisions, a laptop and an empty cash register. The suspects managed to lock themselves in the building and had to break out. http://www.chieftain.com
Great attempt with the Batman outfit. That is a power move if I ever saw one. Just go on a stealing spree and give Batman a bad name. I could have even seen him being the villain the Batman movie reboot until I saw that he locked himself IN the building he was robbing. That’s a rookie mistake guys. Clean it up. Sloppy.
-MattyV
The Wyatt Family Is Coming…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJm1TkSpcMs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I’ve done my best to limit the wrestling talk on Average Nobodies because I know a lot of people don’t get as excited as I do for Monday Night Raw. But tonight marks the debut of a brand new faction in the WWE, the Wyatt Family. Imagine bartender Bill Paxton serving George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and myself tequilla shots followed by an hour long fake wrestling match. That’s how excited I am for these guys. A breathe of fresh air and a shot in the arm to the wrestling industry. Tune into the USA Network at 8pm tonight and thank me tomorrow. They’re coming.
– Ryan
I Truly Feel Bad For All The Guys Who Tried To Pick Up Chicks At Wimbledon…
…Because Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler have cornered the market
Look at these two! Just absolutely going to town on looking good. They are thousands of miles away and I still feel threatened. These two buds have to be the greatest male duo since John Cusack and Nick Cage.
-Matt
PS- They absolutely planned those outfits. I would be mad if they didn’t
Happy 4th of July
Happy Birthday America. Have a great weekend, may it be full of Budweisers and fake wrestling.
Florida Refuses To Give Up “Craziest State” Title
“When 62-year-old Peggy Hill reportedly laid a wet one on a police officer, she basically kissed her freedom goodbye. The Florida woman was arrested for allegedly kissing a cop on the nose Saturday evening and jailed on charges of felony battery of a law enforcement officer. Authorities were responding to a report of an altercation between Hill and one of her Bradenton neighbors when the smooch reportedly took place. According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Sgt. Randy Lamb was speaking to Hill when she suddenly leaned in and kissed him on the nose. “[S]he approached him and kissed him on his nose against his will. He stepped away from her, wiped off the saliva from his nose, attempted to take her into custody and she started to struggle with him,” an assisting officer wrote in the report. Deputies noted that Hill later allegedly admitted to drinking about three glasses of wine prior to the debacle, the Sun-Sentinel reports. A search of the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office website reveals that Hill is still in custody on $5,000 bond.” – HuffPost
Florida just refuses to quit. First it was the potato chip thief, then the brotherly love incident involving a guy stabbing his brother over mac n’ cheese. Now we have Peggy Hill a.k.a. Mickey Rourke in a wig, arrested for kissing a cop on the nose. Seriously what is happening in Florida. I thought it was where our grandparents went when they retired and gave up on life. Apparently its filled with criminal masterminds who’s only skill is getting arrested under bizarre circumstances. Can’t really blame the cop here. If someone looking like that was kissing me I would arrest her on the spot and then cut my nose off. Face like a halibut.
– Ryan
P.S. Way to ruin Peggy Hill’s good name
