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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Monsterblog Wednesday: Favorite Summertime Jams
The summer and music go together like a fine wine paired with an aged cheese. In other words, they’re made for each other. Everyone has their personal favorites, and the Average Nobodies are no exception. While certain songs work during any time of the day, there are those special jams that help get your day started and others that never fail to relax you. Here are our favorite daytime and nighttime summer jams.
Daytime Jam: Weezer – Island In The Sun
Classic jam from a classic band. This song had always been an ideal sunny day relaxation nation beer in hand type of song for me. I also have a sick obsession with playing songs over and over again, and on a hot summer’s day, this song is no exception. Plus it has the words “island” and “sun” in it, so you know it’s good.
Nighttime Jam: Dave Matthews Band – Crash Into Me
My favorite song from my favorite band. Just an absolute gem. I can’t think of a better song to wind down too after a long day at the beach. Literal music to my ears. If you can’t get down to Dave Matthews, then you have no soul.
– Ryan
Daytime Jam: Sublime – Santeria
The proof is tattooed on the inside of my right bicep. Sublime is by far my favorite band. They have a song for every kind of mood that I am in, and Santeria happens to be my “daytime summer” mood track. Just listen to this song and get lost in the day.
Nighttime Jam: Atmosphere – Always Coming Back Home To You
Atmosphere has some deep tracks, none deeper than “Always Coming Back Home To You”. Slug paints you a picture worthy of the silver screen on this one. Nothing is better than summer nights while getting lost in the Atmosphere.
-MattyV
Enough is Enough. Kate Upton is Hotter Than Emma Stone
“But what was surprising was men’s clear preference for the milder, more family-friendly personality in their romantic lives. When asked which celebrity men would want their girlfriend to be more like, media darlings Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence both beat out Kate Upton
23% Kate Upton 31% Emma Stone 32% Jennifer Lawrence 10% Tina Fey 4% Kerry Washington” – Yahoo
Vs.
Wrong. Wrong. Look I like Emma Stone. She’s definitely hot. She seems witty and down to Earth. She made out with Gosling, so she’s obviously doing something right. But to say that you would rather her be your girlfriend over Kate Upton is downright inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! Not only was Kate Upton born one day after me, but she’s a MODEL. Maybe she won’t have a sarcastic comeback for everything you say, but she will be the hottest 21 year old on the planet. Plus she’s got a rack that could melt a popsicle. No offense to Emma, but you belong in the minor league version of this conversation. Leave the top spots for the pro’s.
– Ryan
P.S. I’ll gladly take Jennifer Lawrence as my consolation prize.
The Summer, and Why I Hate It
Summertime is upon us. Hot weather, sand between your toes, sweat dripping down your brow, and sunburns; the whole bit. People love this time of year, but not this guy. Give me sweaters, snow, and frostbite any day. For me, this time of year is a constant struggle for comfort. The search for cool temperatures is my crusade, and air conditioners are my holy grail. “Why are you sitting inside”, people shout. Why? Because I’m not a lunatic who likes to sit in 95° weather with 99% humidity.
Is it winter yet? And how long till thanksgiving? I’m hungry.
-MattyV
Welcome To The Busey Zone
http://blip.tv/thebuseyzone/hobbit-peenie-sheath-6606266
Hobbit peenie sheath. Three words I truly thought I’d never use in a sentence. Have you ever wondered what Hobbit’s use for protection during sex? Well wonder no more, because Busey goes into explicit detail about Hobbit sex life. I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes, it’s very, very disturbing. Every once in awhile a topic or conversation comes along and makes you question your existence on this earth. This video is not one of those conversations. Apparently these peenie sheaths have horns (similar to car horns) that make a noise if the sheath misses it’s target. Don’t take my word for it, just watch Busey air hump the camera while wearing the sheath. This is why video blogs were created.
– Ryan
P.S. 110% chance he thinks Hobbit’s are real.
The Usos Personify Tag Team Wrestling
Last night was WWE’s Money In The Bank pay per view. And let me start by saying that this was the best ppv, behind Wrestlemania, the WWE has put on all year and probably most of last year. The MITB ppv was packed full of excitement from the minute it went live to the moment it ended. But what I want to talk about is the half hour before the ppv began, what I want to talk about is the WWE app exclusive pre-show, what I want to talk about is The Usos vs. The Shield.
When the Usos debuted in the WWE I was excited to hear that a true-to-form tag team was going on the RAW roster. An actual team, not like these other “Frankenstein” tag teams that are thrown together by the GM at the last minute. (Don’t get me wrong I think Jeri-show was an all-time tag team) The Usos got their 15 minutes of fame and then were banished to NXT, Superstars, and the other nothing WWE TV shows. I was upset to say the least. But now they are back, and back with a vengeance, and I am one happy little man-boy.
The match they put on last night with The Shield gave me hope for the future of the tag team division in WWE. The match was pure lightning from the bell to the Power Bomb/Superplex (the best spot I’ve seen since Cena was put through the spot light at backlash in 2009)
All I can say is go watch the match and pray that WWE has the sense to keep them in the spotlight. They have something special on their hands and it would be a shame to see them go the way of the Colons.
-MattyV
PS- That’s what I do!!!!!!!!
I May Have Just Found The Newest Pop Sensation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24mwijgSYNc
I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but when I retire from the force I may have a second career in the musical industry. If I’m able to find a band with as much talent as these three, then I have to believe that the sky’s the limit. As far as the three blind mice go, their passion for music comes right through the screen. No fans? No problem. No venue? Don’t need it. Get these guys an open field and a shit ton of cows and you have the equivalent of The Rolling Stones in the 70’s. You know you’re good when you don’t even incorporate any words into your songs. All they need is a drum set, a couple of saxophones and the combined musical talents that literally make animals run for their lives.
– Ryan
P.S. Get me that that saxophone player on the left’s shirt. It’s still 1960 to him god dammit.
MIND BLOW FRIDAY
Just realized this the other day and confirmed today. The coach from ‘Grease’ and the old man who wins Keno in ‘Vegas Vacation’ ARE THE SAME GUY!
MIND BLOW
-MattyV
PS- I WON DA MONEYYYYYYY
King Joffrey Is Playing Games With My Heart
Goddamnit King Joffrey. I hated you so much. You were the personification of evil, and you killed off one of my favorite characters on television. Now I can’t hate you anymore. I just don’t have it in me to hate someone who loves dogs. You have found my soft spot and put it on a stake for all of the seven kingdoms to see.
– Ryan
P.S. Give me 2 minutes of him in season 4 and I’ll hate him again with the fire of a thousand subs.
