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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
J.J. Watt AKA The Scariest Human On The Planet
If you told me, something that was 288 pounds could jump 59.5 inches into the air I would say “turn off Aliens vs Predators“. J.J. Watt is 100 percent superhuman and is going to tear up QB’s this year. I’m just glad he isn’t playing the Bucs.
-MattyV
PS- Whoever that “watch out” was for, I would HATE to be you. You can’t even hide, J.J. will find you.
“The Right Guys For The Job” – Our 48 Hour Film Project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k28cQbPiTZ4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The newest film from Can’t B Trusted Productions, “The Right Guys For The Job”, premieried at the 48 Hour Film Festival last night in Lincoln, RI. Directed by our very own average nobody Matt Vieira and starring yours truly, this crime short details the plot of a bitter ex wife, Grace White, and the crew of low level thiefs she hires to steal a valuable possession from her ex husband. Will the plan go up in smoke, or did she hire the right guys for the job? Watch and enjoy.
Bill Hader Nominated For Best Supporting Actor Emmy After His Final Season On SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWucNq1ib4s&feature=youtube_gdata_player
What a joyous day. Hader is my favorite cast member for a number of reasons, mainly because of his other wordly versatility. From his iconic Weekend Update character “Stefon” to his impressions of James Carville and Al Pacino, Hader always induced the laughs. He brought you to the edge of the proverbial cliff, and just when you thought you couldn’t laugh any harder, he put it in overdrive. It’s Hader’s second consecutive nomination, and he is still the first male SNL cast member to be nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Emmy since 1983 (Eddie Murphy). Although it’s sad to see him leave the show, it’s always great to see a super talented performer get the respect he deserves.
– Ryan
Experience Clarity
Most days you can find yourself juggling a million things in your head and still somehow be able to function. But, then there are THOSE days, the days where one thing is on your mind, and that one thing occupies every space and corner of your being. No matter what else might be floating around up there, you have a permanent, numbing, filter over your senses. Moving around the office on autopilot is an understatement; you are more like a unguided bumper car moving from object to object interacting as little as you can, just to get to the next destination. Your day is filled with aimless staring, lots of head scratching and walking with your head down.
I have had many days like this, and through my experience I have developed a way to find clarity in these trying times. Feeling overwhelmed? Take a minute and remind yourself that things could be a lot worse. Feeling out of control? Do things that make you feel in control; make a work list and check off the items with a big black permanent marker. Show your work who’s boss. Still can’t shake the feeling? Take some time to yourself, lay on your bed and listen to some music. The key to this is using headphones. You want to make your world seem as small as possible.
These are things that work for me, they may be different for you. Take and modify tactics to make them work for you. But, whatever your solution, know that these are the types of days to pay special attention to. Maybe days like these are triggered by something, and maybe that something can be fixed with a long overdue change. Make the change.
-MattyV
If The Flo Doesn’t Whip My Ass Into Shape Then Nothing Will
Talk about the ultimate workout. Forget about P90X and Insanity. I think it’s time the world is reintroduced to The Flo. Literally the most grueling workout I’ve ever witnessed. I’m actually surprised YouTube even allows this video to exist, because it should be illegal to be allowed to get into this good of shape. The best thing about The Flo workout is that it also doubles as a do it yourself exercise. Just find any object that is able to hold water and swing it around your head continuously for hours. On a scale of 1-12 how insane are the people in this workout in real life? I say 104. No one in their right mind is volunteering for this video and actually believing that The Flo is going to work. Either way, I’m trying it out. As the saying goes, if The Flo can’t get you into shape, then you’re just a lazy piece of shit.
– Ryan
P.S. We shouldn’t wonder why so many people are obese when this and prancercising were actual workouts in the 90’s.
Nothing Completes Your Summer Look Like A Obscure Jersey
Summer is a time for fashion statements, and nothing will blow away your drunk friends at a BBQ like a nice obscure NBA jersey. Lets look at my top 3 for this summer.
1.) Hakeem Olajuwon – Toronto Raptors
As far as i’m concerned the best looking jerseys in the NBA are the Golden State Warriors, but nothing beats this Olajuwon Toronto Jersey from his 2 year stint there in the early 2000’s. Get this jersey and immediately break the ice with anyone (well, at least sports-loving dudes. Not promising any chicks) you’re with.
2.) Dominique Wilkins – Boston Celtics
In 1994 “The Human Highlight Film” graced the parquet floor of the Boston Garden. While his time with the Celtics was not memorable, this jeseyt should never be forgotten.
3.) Karl Malone – Los Angeles Lakers
In the 03-04 season Malone joined up with Kobe, Shaq, and Gary Payton to make a NBA Finals run that would end by being decimated by the Pistons 4-1 in the series. While Malone isn’t one of my favorite players, the Mailman’s Laker threads cannot be denied.
-MattyV
If all else fails, do what I did. I made myself a Celtics #11 Drew Bledsoe jersey.
London Must Be The Most Boring Place On The Planet
LONDON, July 17 (UPI) — Margaret Rhodes, British Queen Elizabeth II’s first cousin, says she “is not terribly” excited about the impending birth of Prince William‘s first child. Rhodes made the comment when CNN’s Christiane Amanpour asked her this week if she is excited about the new addition to the royal family. “Not terribly,” she laughed. “Well, you know, everybody has babies, and it’s lovely. I don’t get wildly excited about it.” “Really?” Amanpour asked. “Not even for the next heir to the throne? History?” “Yes, all right, I’m prepared to be excited,” Rhodes said. William’s wife Kate Middleton reportedly was due to give birth to their first child July 11, but the palace hasn’t confirmed her due date and the baby has yet to arrive. NBC News said Middleton’s mom, Carole, has told friends the child will be a Leo, an astrological sign whose dates don’t begin until July 23. Middleton also has been spending time at her parents’ country house — miles from the London hospital where she intends to give birth — suggesting she’s not expecting her baby until next week, Zap2it.com said. William is the queen’s grandson. – UPI.com
In the US THIS WEEK we had a murder trial that exposed the major flaws in our justice system, a TV star overdosed on heroin and heated abortion debates are consuming one of our largest states. None of those stories compare to the bombshell coming out of London, England this morning. The Queen’s first cousin “isn’t terribly excited” about the birth of Prince Williams baby. The balls on this lady. Comments like this will surely rock the country of England to it’s very core. How boring must it be to live in London? I know America is insane and we’re guilty of shining the spotlight on all of the wrong people and things, but at least we’re not boring. Fatally flawed, yes. But not boring. Meanwhile everyone in London is walking around with umbrella’s talking about how the Queen’s first cousin couldn’t give two shits about the birth of a royal baby. Hey lady, stick to tea, crumpets and cricket. That’s the English way.
– Ryan
P.S. It’s always bothered me that the English put the word “terribly” in front of the word “excited”. Are you bad at being excited? Get your shit together and butcher the language like an American.
Insane Clown Posse Theater
Ever wanted to watch ICP react, live, to popular music videos? I’ve found what you’re looking for! These guys are quite possibly the most ridiculous duo on the planet, and they have opinions to match. Violent J and Shaggy bring you ICP Theater!
New episodes are on Wednesdays 11/10c on FUSE.
-MattyV
PS- This has got to be the polar opposite of ‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’, as far as internet shows go.
*****UPDATE******
PSS- Howard Stern, the king of all media, endorses the show!
