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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.

MIND BLOW – James Bond/Master Kane

Before James Bond was killing bad guys, he was training knights in A Kid In King Arthur’s Court

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-MattyV

PS- The “Kid” in A Kid In King Arthur’s Court is Kevin from the American Pie movies

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New Nexus 7 Lineup

7-google-new-nexus-7-240713Among Google’s announcements yesterday was the new Nexus 7, Google’s 7inch tablet.  The original Nexus 7 broke ground in both price and performance and this year’s model is no different. Google has released 3 different models of the Nexus 7:

• 16gb wifi edition ($229)
• 32gb wifi edition ($269)
• 32gb LTE edition ($349)

The Google Nexus 7 is made by ASUS and packs a serious punch. With a quad-core Qualcomm Snapdragon™ S4 Pro processor and 2GB of RAM, everything runs faster. Plus, high-performance rendering ensures 3D graphics are smooth and dynamic.

With dual-band Wi-Fi and optional 4G LTE, including support for hundreds of networks worldwide, you’ll stay entertained – and connected – wherever you are.” -Google

Along with the performance upgrades, they also added a rear facing camera, a higher resolution display, and made the whole form factor smaller and more compact.

If you ask me, this is still the best and cheapest 7inch tablet you can get. You could buy one nexus 7 and a Chromecast for every TV in your house, and still pay less than what an iPad costs.

-MattyV

PS- Follow the link in the tweet below to see the live event where Google announced android 4.3, the new Nexus 7’s, and Chromecast!

I Need Jim Peterik To Sing “Eye Of The Tiger” Everywhere I Go

Does Jim Peterik bring his guitar and fantastic tight white pants everywhere he goes? I hope so. And I hope he’s available this Saturday for funky butt Matt’s birthday extravaganza. Better yet, I need him to follow me around where ever I go. Maybe I’m having bad day, work is busy and I burned the roof of mouth on some canned soup. Jim is there to save the day and give me the motivation to go on. At this point, I’m really banking on him being financially secure. Wherever I go, money doesn’t exactly follow. He’s going to have to accept an unnecessary amount of Busch Light and a few burnt hamburgers as payment.

– Ryan

Brandon “Butt Fumble” Moore Is Retiring

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“Brandon Moore has texted ESPN New York’s Rich Cimini to dispute the original report, saying that he is waiting for the right opportunity After testing the free agency waters and finding them unsuitable, former Jets offensive guard Brandon Moore is expected to retire after 10 seasons in the NFL, according to ESPN contributor Adam Caplan. Moore originally signed with the Jets in 2002 as an undrafted free agent and served as an anchor on the team’s offensive line for the next decade, starting 142 games, including a streak of 137 straight. Cap issues and the selection of guard Brian Winters in the 2013 draft prompted the Jets to part ways with Moore this offseason. Moore was pursued by and took visits to the Detroit Lions and Miami Dolphins, but did not reach an agreement with either. Reports suggested the 33-year-old was asking for starting player money and teams were unwilling to go that high. Despite his many accomplishments on the field over his 10 seasons, including a Pro Bowl selection in 2011, Moore is perhaps best known for his role in the 2012 Mark Sanchez “Buttfumble” incident. That’s him, No. 65, unintentionally demolishing his quarterback and creating a yet-unbroken streak on SportsCenter’s Worst of the Worst”. – sbnation.com

You were born Brandon Moore, but you’ll always be known as “butt fumble” to us. An ode to “butt fumble”:

You were a Jet, always on guard
Wearing green and white, battered and scarred
You protected Mark, as best as you could
Though your team was better off, with an old piece of wood
You wore number 65, a proud and strong man
Who was showered with love, from every Jets fan
Men ran behind you, coaches would cheer
As every D tackle, would cower in fear
Now it’s all over, retirement at last
We’ll never forget, that big beautiful ass.

Fly away sweet prince. Fly away and be free.

– Ryan

LeBron Has A 24/7 DJ In His Hotel Room?!

OK, really? LeBron probably pulling of the power move of the week on this one (power move of the week would have gone to Will and Kate if they named their kid Prince Indiana Jones. You two dropped the ball, or whip, on that one).

Say what you want about the guy, but he knows how to party. This is most certainly something that I would do if I had the disposable income of King James.  Everyday I would wake up to DMX barking in my ear, and go to sleep with the sweet melodies of a John Mayer and Norah Jones mash-up.  I have one grievance with this LeBron, if you are a true back-to-back NBA champ you would have him following you wherever you went. Think a little further outside the box next time, big guy.

-MattyV

PS- Apparently China loves LeBron way more than the USA does.

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Fantasy Football Is Upon Us – 30 Days To The Draft

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Buy your magazines, print out your cheat sheets, select a clever team name, and batten down the hatches! Because that wonderful time of the year is upon us!  In less than a month I will be participating in, and running, my leagues fantasy draft.  The live draft is something I look forward to all year long.  We all get together, talk ungodly amounts of trash, select our teams, get drunk, and rosterbate over our teams.  It’s something I wouldn’t trade for anything on this Earth.  If you don’t play fantasy football, please do yourself a favor and join a league!

-MattyV

PS- I suggest ESPN for a fantasy football host.

LeBron’s Olympic Career Is Over

LeBron James’ days of playing for Team USA have likely ended. James, 28, will not play for USA Basketball during the 2014 world championships in Spain and is doubtful to participate in the 2016 Olympics in Brazil, a source close to the Miami Heat forward told Yahoo! Sports on Wednesday. USA Basketball executive director Jerry Colangelo also confirmed to Yahoo! Sports he doesn’t expect James to play next summer – and doesn’t plan to ask him. James has already won two Olympic gold medals and a bronze in three Olympic appearances that began in 2004. James has won two gold medals and a bronze in his three Olympics. (AP)”LeBron is going to be three years older during the next Olympics. He will have two older boys. He has a lot to endure with his family,” the source told Y! Sports. “He played in three Olympics. Everyone that knows LeBron knows it’s always based on a decision at that moment. But if the moment was today, the answer would be no.” James would benefit from more offseason rest as he gets older, especially given how many playoff games he’s playing. He’s made three consecutive trips to the NBA Finals and played in a combined 99 NBA games last season after taking part in the 2012 London Olympics. Since winning his second straight title with the Heat last month, James has had a busy summer with trips to China and the Philippines, commercial shoots, his prep basketball camp in Las Vegas, business meetings – and planning for his upcoming wedding. “The only way I could see him playing in the Olympics is if his country really, really needed him to play,” the source said. “But hasn’t he done enough?” Another sign that James’ international playing days are nearing an end: Colangelo proclaimed Kevin Durant as “kind of the face of USA Basketball going forward” to reporters after Wednesday’s minicamp practice. Durant and Kevin Love announced they will play for the U.S. next summer. Colangelo said he expects another “two or four” members from the past Olympics team to play next year. Durant said he expects Russell Westbrook and James Harden to play next year. Kyrie Irving and Paul George, who participated in this week’s minicamp, also are expected to be on the team. James might not be the only U.S. veteran to stop playing internationally. Kobe Bryant is 34 and coming off season-ending Achilles surgery. Dwyane Wade (31), Chris Bosh (29) and even Chris Paul (28) also could want to cut back their time on the court after the NBA season ends. “Those guys are getting older,” Durant said. “Their time is precious.” Colangelo has not asked James about the 2016 Olympics, but would welcome him if he changes his mind and decides to play.”I don’t think he will ever too old,” Colangelo said. “He can be 40 and still be able to play. Think of what he might be able to accomplish in terms of legacy with one more medal. “We’ll cross that bridge later.” – Yahoo Sports

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So LeBron James is done playing in the Olympics. Before I get started, I’m willing to admit that I don’t like the guy. He’s the best player in the game, and quite possibly the best athlete the NBA has ever produced, but I still don’t like him. With that said, let’s not pretend that this is about LeBron wanting to watch his two boys grow up, or that he’ll be 31 when team USA attempts to win gold in Brazil in 2016. The fact of the matter is LeBron James just isn’t that interesting anymore. The majority of his supporters are bandwagon fans at best, which means they are quiet as church mice during the off season. While the number of LeBron haters has certaintly grown since “The Decision”, it’s increasingly harder to bash the guy. He just won back to back NBA championships, (could have been a 3 peat, but he played the German God’s gift to basketball in 2011) an MVP award, (his 4th) and he already owns two Olympic gold medals. Even an admitted hater like me is finding it hard to discredit him. If your “fans” aren’t talking about you, and your trash talking bashers are left speechless, who is left to pump your tires? If LeBron played in the next two Olympic’s, he would be just another great player on an uber talented team. Whether you love LeBron or you hate LeBron, you know that’s not how he rolls. If he’s not the center of attention, he fades into bolivian. As the Yahoo article states, Kevin Durant is being positioned as the new face of team USA basketball. A supremely talented, 24 year old phenom hungry for gold medals and championships, still motivated by a finals loss two years ago. Remind you of anyone?

– Ryan

33 Ways To Stay Creative

I do not take credit for this list AT ALL, but it is something that I have tried to follow for the past year or so.

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-MattyV