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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
55 Brilliant Louis C.K. Quotes That Will Make You Laugh And Think
Louis C.K. is the master and ruler of the universe. That is all.
CM Punk’s Grammar Slam – Best Web Series Ever?
How in the blue hell did I not know about this web series? CM Punk, the WWE Superstar, tears people limb-from-limb over their horrible grammar on social media. This is pure gold and I love every minute of it. I have to thank YouTube’s “Geek Week” for introducing me to the channel.
Subscribe to the Nerdist Channel on YouTube for more Grammar Slam
-MattyV
PS- I think this is a very good web series, but Drinking With Class is the best.
Is Phillip Banks, from “Fresh Prince”, the Strongest Man Who Ever Lived?
Look at the distance he gets on Jazz! I’m just realizing this now, but could he be a honorable judge by day, and power lifter by night?
–MattyV
PS- He could be a lunatic too
Apparently Everyone is High on PCP
USA Today puts out a poll: “Would you gain 25 pounds to be debt free?” This is a simple answer… oh hell yes I would! You mean I get to eat uncontrollable amounts of delicious Taco Bell until I no longer have school and credit card debt? (Some of you might be thinking gaining 25 lbs of muscle, but not me) I mean, i’m not even in that bad of debt, but I would do this in a heartbeat.
In a shocking turn of events the poll came back with the majority of people saying “No”. Are you high? No one said you had to keep the poundage on. Just gain the weight, lose the debt, and go back to throwing up in the bathroom after meals. Either people don’t have any debt, or they have been smoking angel dust.
Would you gain 25 pounds to be debt free? #snapshotspic.twitter.com/Fc1ZeZ99p4
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) August 7, 2013
-MattyV
PS- I bet Detroit is seriously looking into if this is an actual thing.
Robin Thicke featuring Jimmy Fallon & The Roots – Blurred Lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOZjaqHioro&feature=youtube_gdata_player
How cool is Robin Thicke? Number one song in the world and still finds the time to cover his own song with classroom instruments. It must be a musician’s dream come true to go on Jimmy Fallon’s show. Not only can you rock out with Jimmy, but his house band is The Roots. Musical talent like you dream about. I didn’t think this song could get catchier. I was wrong.
– Ryan
P.S. Can’t hurt that this is his dad. Male woof.
Take My Money – Lego Edition
I haven’t played with legos since I was probably 12, but Lego just made a strong business move that might make me throw my hat back in the Lego ring. Lego just released new Back To The Future sets, starring the, one-and-only, time traveling DeLorean that we all have grown to love. Did I mention it comes with Doc Brown and Marty McFly mini figs?! SCHWINNGG
Lego, TAKE MY MONEY
-MattyV
PS- Michael J. Fox is on board!
Bitchin’ pic.twitter.com/sLbmUwkVpE
— Michael J. Fox (@realmikefox) August 7, 2013
5 Best “This Is Sportscenter” Commercials
It’s impossible to pick the best “this is sportscenter” commercials, but I did it anyway. I hope you disagree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYChtpBfwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0iR05lYy1g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77fM_9w7mBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhY2zsSSRO8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHZZ5bwASU
– Ryan
81ThirdKid Needs To Pump His Brakes
Aug 7
Posted by ryanfoges
This is Devin Brugman:
Grade 5 Sharknado. She cofounded the company A Bikini A Day, which thankfully for us means she’s pretty much in a bikini 24/7. She’s got a body even Elton John would love and a face to match. When she puts up a new picture on Instagram, many of us can’t even find the words to describe what we’re looking at it. Unfortunately, 81ThirdKid can find the words.
Hey pal, you’re talking to a goddess here, not some eyebrow free homeless woman in Kennedy Plaza. His comment starts off pleasantly, but quickly takes a turn to bizarro world and never really recovers. Why would you want to go through all that for a steak dinner date over Skype. At least request a face to face dinner. 81ThirdKid is the definition of the term shit for brains. And next time your going to ruin one of Devin Brugman’s pictures, leave Rosie O’Donnell out of it. I can’t picture them both at the same time again. My brain might explode.
– Ryan
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