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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.

Shaq… Put That Down! You Have No Idea Where It Has Been!

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I think Lindsay Lohan is using Shaq to get back on top, literally. Shaq don’t fall for it, she will break your heart!

-MattyV

PS- Shaq is massive. So massive, that I don’t believe those Buick commercials one bit.  No way a man that size is comfortable like this…

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How to Locate Your Lost Android Phone or Tablet (Video)

Ever misplace your Android device, or have it stolen? The above video will help you locate your Android phone or tablet! It’s very simple and only will take about 5 minutes.

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-MattyV

The Moto X is Not Your Tech Geeks Phone

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At first I could not understand the buzz surrounding the new Moto X phone by Motorola and Google (This being their first phone since Google bought Motorola).  With the screen size being only 4.7″ (same as my Nexus 4) embedded with a 720p display, the Moto X does not surprise with its display qualities.  Pair that along with mid-range internals and some snappy color options you are left with a phone that isn’t really the leader of any category.

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After watching some review videos and studying their [Google’s] marketing plan I have figured out that this phone doesn’t appeal to me, or my other tech geek friends, simply because it isn’t made to appeal to us. This phone is meant to appeal to the masses, and in that respect I think Google and Motorola have hit the nail on the head.

-MattyV

PS- I have included some Moto X review videos that I have gotten a lot from. (One from MKBHD and the other from Chris Pirillo)

This Pictures Worth 1 Million Words

If a normal picture is worth 1 thousand words, then this is worth 1 millions word.  In case you are a bit slow this weekend the guy in the middle of Fred and George Weasley is Jason David Frank (JDF).  Still not realizing the magnitude of this picture? Jason David Frank happens to be Tommy from the Power Rangers TV show and Movies (White/Green Ranger).

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JDF is very active on Facebook, Twitter, and now Instagram! Go and give him a follow, he meets some interesting people in his travels. For example the picture below of JDF and The Shield!

 

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-MattyV

Netflix Must Watch: “Half Nelson”

This 2006 drama follows Dan (Ryan Gosling), an inner city middle school teacher with a pretty serious drug problem, and Drey (Shareeka Epps), one of his students who stumbles upon her favorite teachers secret. Dan is also the coach of the school’s girls basketball team, which Drey is apart of. The film pays special attention to the struggle that is weighing down each character. When we first meet Dan, he is frustrated both personally and professionally, and his drug addiction is spiraling out of control. We learn through an uncomfortable dinner scene  that Dan comes from a middle class family. He was a college graduate, someone afforded all the opportunity a child like Drey could only dream of. Drey is product of an absentee mom and non-existent Dad, with her only other choice for a role model, her brother, locked up for dealing drugs. Naturally, she turns to Dan for guidance, until she finds him smoking crack in the girls bathroom. Dan and Drey are brought together through their similar struggles, forced to be each others salvation.

Gosling is truly incredible in this movie. It was his first serious leading role since The Notebook, and he really delivers. The Gosling we know in 2013 that has become one of the few actors who can captivate you without saying a word, either with a look or shift of his body, is very evident here. In Half Nelson, he plays the role of an addict with such intensity, you can feel his soul slipping away just by looking at him. Shareeka Epps is also very good, as the relationship between the two carry the film and have you rooting for a happy ending. Spend the 100 minutes on this movie and thank me later.

– Ryan

Dentist Appointments are Hell on Earth

I had a dentist appointment this morning. It’s something that I have dreaded since my last appointment 6 months ago. First thing I did today was brush my teeth like a madman, trying to make up for nearly a half-year of semi-poor oral hygiene.  Listen, i’m not saying that I don’t brush my teeth regularly, all i’m saying is sometimes I rinse out with Listerine and call it a brush job.

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You walk into the waiting room at 7am, because apparently “ass crack of dawn” is the only appointments they take, and it looks like a holding tank at a Charlie Daniels concert.

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Everyone looks as miserable as you are to be there. You sit and wait for an hour, because why? Because fuck having an appointment, thats why. They are better off implementing a deli counter system for the dentist office. Take a number, take a seat, and rot away reading 2 year-old Highlights Magazines.

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Finally, you get in to have your teeth cleaned. Actually, i’m not even sure you can call it a “cleaning”, it’s more like torture for your gums. The hygienist uses these primitive tools that look like something Dr. Frankenstein would use to create his next monster.  Just jagged-ass metal spikes that get shoved around your mouth all willy-nilly.  Then she has the nerve to lecture you on how “I don’t floss enough”.  Listen lady, I pay my dental insurance for this torture twice-a-year, you and me both know i’m not going to start flossing at 24. So save your breath and get back to tearing up my mouth.

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If leaving the dentist battered and bruised isn’t shitty enough I just remembered I will be back in 6 months to do it again.

-MattyV

Matt’s Follow Friday

 

-MattyV

My Insane Roadtrip To New Jersey

What’s better than a 5 hour trip to Atlantic City filled with conversations of porn and murder? A lot of things, but between the bizarre conversations and casual Journey sing alongs, I did learn a few things:

1. Highway service centers are the work.of the Devil. All walks of life congregating in one condensed rest stop is truly a recipe of disaster. By the the way, if you ever have an extra $42,000 and want your parents murdered, go to a bathroom stall at the New Haven rest stop.

2. You know those sayings “beer before liquor never been sicker”, “liquor before beer your in the clear”? When you drink as much as I did this weekend, it doesn’t matter what comes first.

3. When in doubt, start your day with a screwdriver. Orange juice for the vitamin C. Vodka for the day drunk.

4. It should be mandatory that every state has a bar that serves 40 oz’s.
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5. I AM A DANCING MACHINE

6. A pool bar is like a hot girl you date that is clearly out of your league. It starts of great, then you drink too much, and before you know it you spent all your money on her and she’s gone.
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7. I have the best friends in the world. Solid vacation indeed.
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– Ryan