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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
The Insane Mayor of Toronto Is Arm Wrestling Hulk Hogan, Thinks It’s The First Time Hogan Has Ever Been To Toronto
“Mayor Rob Ford, always eager for a political brawl, is pumped to arm-wrestle legendary grappler Hulk Hogan. “Ohhh yeahhhh!” Mayor Rob Ford, mimicking a wrestling battle cry, told reporters when asked about the Friday 10 a.m. “friendly” bout at the Intercontinental Hotel ahead of Hogan’s appearance at Fan Expo Canada. “It’s the first time the Hulkster’s in Toronto, from what I understand,” the mayor said. “I want to thank him for coming. This Fan Expo is going to be amazing. “I don’t know if I’m going to win the arm wrestle, but we’ll see. I haven’t lifted too many weights lately. We’ll see what happens. “My brother’s a real Hulkster fan. He used to sit always in the mirror and do one of these,” the mayor said of Councillor Doug Ford, demonstrating a muscle-flexing pose. “He was always a bit bigger than I was. “I’m really glad that (Hogan) is coming here, it’s going to bring a lot of excitement.” – The Star
The arm wrestling match is a secondary story as far as I’m concerned. So Rob Ford is the same guy who got caught smoking crack and is basically a delinquent version of Boston mayor Thomas Menino. He’s always falling down or doing drugs or profusely sweating for no reason, basically everything but being the mayor of A MAJOR CITY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopTJAaBP7k&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I’m willing to let everything he’s ever done slide, because hey, people make mistakes, What I am not willing to let slide is what he is quoted as saying in this article. “It’s the first time the Hulkster’s in Toronto, from what I understand.”
Really? So this isn’t him at Wrestlemania VI, which was held at the Skydome in Toronto:
What about 11 years later. This isn’t him beating the shit out of the Rock at the same exact venue in Toronto?
Look Rob, if you want to be a sweaty mess and snap your ankle after a weigh in or fall down trying to throw a pass do it on your own time. Don’t diss an American icon. I hope he rips your arm clean out of the socket
– Ryan
Be our 100th Follower!
Our Twitter account, @AverageNobodies, is just about to reach 50 followers! For only starting the twitter account a couple weeks ago we consider this a huge win. However, we want to continue to grow our twitter acount and blog, so become our 100th Twitter follwer and get a special shout out here on the blog and in our weekly web series, This Week In Twitter (Name subject to change)
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-MattyV & RyanFoges
The Little League World Series Is The Breeding Ground For Cheaters
So apparently every player in the LLWS has to wear one of these patches on their jersey. That’s it. That’s all it takes for me to be 100% certain these kids are using PED’s. HGH. Anabolic steroids. You name it these kids are doing it. Remember the Frankenstein I blogged about few weeks ago? God only knows what he’s on.
I can’t believe it was right under my nose this whole time. Imagine the after parties these kids have? Laced freeze pops, ecstasy snack packs, vodka Capri Suns! The horror. Forget about major sports, get testers down to Williamsport asap while these kids still have a chance at a normal life.
– Ryan
It’s Well Known That If You Button The Top Button Of A Dress Shirt You’re A Psycho Right?
As I was watching The Bridge last night, I realized one of it’s creepiest characters always wears dress shirts buttoned to the top. If this isn’t the sign of a psychopath then I don’t know what is. If you’re buttoning the top button of a dress shirt and you’re not wearing a tie you have or will eventually murder someone. I’ve always been someone who believes that their are levels of crazy. Dress shirts buttoned to the top is easily level 7. Add in the fact that it’s a classic fashion no-no and you have a recipe for disaster.
– Ryan
P.S. This is how you wear a dress shirt.
Defining “Showmanship”, One Elbow Drop at a Time
No one captures a crowd’s attention like Mr. Ric Flair
-MattyV
PS- The kids in the Little League World Series need to step up their celebrations. Acting like a good sport is so 2010. I wanna see some fines thrown their way.
No One Appreciates a Good Back Rub Anymore
Julio Yanez of Boone, N.C., was arrested Aug. 15, after he allegedly entered a woman’s unsecured apartment, got in her bed and tried to give her a back rub.
According to WXII, the 29-year-old had already been arrested for similar offenses twice before.
In a July incident, the victim told Yanez to leave, but he refused and tried to give her a back rub. The victim rebuffed him, then asked Yanez to leave again, according the Charlotte Observer. He was later arrested.
After his July arrest, additional women came forward and claimed Yanez had entered their rooms and tried to give them back rubs in April and June.
Yanez is charged with two counts of breaking and entering and assault on a female. He is due in court Sept. 17.
Nobody trusts anyone these days. If i’m in bed and someone starts going to town on my back, i’m not even turning over to see who it is, i’m just going to enjoy it. A back rub is a back rub, no matter which way you look at it. Poor Julio here is getting his nuts crunched over giving away free massages. I can’t even believe The Law has the nerve to call what he did “assault”. Oh, and lady, you wanted it, you know you did. You left your apartment “unsecured”, of course you wanted Julio to sneak in and crawl in your bed. That’s back rub 101.
-MattyV
PS- Julio, if you ever take your back rubbing to the next level, consider cutting your hair. It might be where you’re going wrong.
My Trip to Walmart
I was having a rough day and needed to remove myself from reality, so I grabbed my keys and went to the local Walmart. If there is one place to make me feel better about my life, it’s the Walmart in Providence.
Overalls? I have been looking for a pair for YEARS now.
Figures Walmart runs the monopoly on denim overalls in the greater Providence area.
You never find this good of a selection of denim in the North East. Never.
$20 velcro sneakers? I’ll take two!
Can never have too many Jesus candles, and they’re on sale!
I call this “The Movies Who Were Robbed an Oscar” DVD combo pack.
(AKA The Rob Schneider Master Collection)
Gotta love the flask selection at checkout. Not one size, two sizes.
Possible 3, but they were sold out. 8oz. flasks must be hot in the streets right now
-MattyV
Guy Gets Banned From All Farms For Banging a Goat
Robert Newman, 23, is banned from every single farm in the United Kingdom after sexually penetrating a goat, the London Evening Standard reported.
Newman admitted to the act, which took place on a Wiltshire farm in April, on Monday, according to the Wiltshire Gazette and Herald.
His sentencing is scheduled to take place Sept. 12. Until then, Newman — who has been released on bail — is prohibited from being on any property where farm animals reside, according to SWNS. He also has to keep a curfew between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m.
Tough break, Robert. Getting banned form every farm in the UK? That’s a steep punishment for what you did. All I know is, if my buddies and I ever get banned from all the farms in America, we would be pissed! (We plan on running a egg farm one day) I don’t anticipate any of us banging farm animals in the near future, but you never know. And wait, “sexually penetrating a goat”? Are there other ways to penetrate a goat with your penis that is not sexual? I guess i’m not hip to farm tactics.
-MattyV
PS- Before you judge, did you ever think the guy just loved his goat?
