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Lady’s Apartment Catches On Fire, Then Cops Steal Her Pot
EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Authorities discovered four pounds of marijuana after firefighters put out a blaze in an East Providence providing.
The Providence Journal (http://bit.ly/1aiZAg1 ) reports that the fire broke out around 11 a.m. Tuesday in a three-story building that houses a liquor store and apartments.
Police Lt. William Nebus says firefighters discovered growing lights used for marijuana and called police.
Police say while some residents of the building had medical marijuana cards, they are only allowed to have up to 12 plants and 2.5 ounces each.
A 22-year-old woman was arrested. Her name was not immediately released.
Talk about getting kicked while you’re down. “Hey lady your apartment was on fire. Good news is we put out the blaze. Bad news is we confiscated all your weed.” Fire is bad enough. But if there is one thing that can turn a bad situation around it’s a boat load of weed. Pop in a few funny movies, eat your face off. Now she just has to sit in jail thinking about her burnt apartment and the weed that could’ve been. Hell on Earth.
– Ryan
Chase Utley Responding to Mac from “Always Sunny” Is Kind Of The Coolest Thing Ever
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia kicks off season 9 tonight, and whether this has anything to do with it isn’t clear, but what is clear is that it’s awesome. I guess Chase Utley was impressed by Mac’s speed after all. Oh what a glorious game of catch it will be.
– Ryan
Monsterblog Wednesday: Our Favorite People To Follow On Twitter
One of the great things about Twitter is that users come in all different shapes, sizes and personalities. Celebrities we normally only see on screen or during media interviews can show the internet world a different side of themselves (who knew John Stamos was so funny?). While Facebook let’s you secretly loathe people you knew in high school and updates you on your parents EVERY MOVE, Twitter is a place to discover those rare personalities that create magic with 140 characters.
Barstool Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat)
I have a hard time believing any person my age is unaware of the Big Cat from Chicago, but if you’re not, step your game up. He blogs for Barstool Sports Chicago page, and is consistently one of the funniest people on Twitter. Whether he’s facing skittles, man-hunting terrorists or combing his mustache, Big Cat is a must follow for anyone who loves sports and pop culture.
Your humble games won’t work with me, You invented it, end of story RT @JonTaffer @BarstoolBigCat to clarify, the idea came from Intellisat.
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 3, 2013
I’ll admit it, I want to be invited to Lance Bass’s wedding. Fab City USA.
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 3, 2013
-RyanFoges
Gary Vaynerchuk (@Garyvee)
Inject a little awesome into your life and follow Gary V. Owner and creator of Vayner Media, this guy is one of the most knowledgable and down to earth people you will ever talk to. Yes, I said “Talk to”. Even with excess of 996,000 followers Gary will still takes the time to write you back (or Snap Chat you back!). It’s how he built his empire, and he hasn’t forgotten his roots. Wanna find out his full story? Go and ask him. Guy is lightning in a bottle times 1000.
Tweet at 4 people today that you would dream of having a 5 minute skype or call with – 1 in 4 might do it 😉 #TRY!
— Gary Vaynerchuk (@garyvee) September 4, 2013
13 Thoughts on Being an Entrepreneur http://t.co/7FpmYFQe38 Hope u guys are well!
— Gary Vaynerchuk (@garyvee) September 1, 2013
-MattyV
Social Meda is Ruining Movie Casting
I know it’s tough to read posts without pictures or videos, but bare with me. First it was BatFleck. Now it’s 50 Shades of Grey. Are we going to have to listen to everyone complain about every major casting decision from here on out? I have a stronger opinion on Affleck being cast at Batman only because I know nothing about 50 Shades of Grey, but it seems that a lot of movie fans have strong feelings about both casting decisions. I agree that every fan is entitled to their own opinion, especially when they are going to spend their hard earned money watching these films (except you, pirate’s. I see you.) But can’t we just enjoy the possibility that people who get paid millions of dollars to cast the right people for a role actually know what they’re doing? Does every decision automatically have to be viewed in a negative light? Social media is great is so many ways, but it’s biggest strength, anyone and everyone can voice their opinion, may also be it’s biggest weakness. Not everyone is going to agree with movie casting, but there is a big difference between disagreeing with a choice and saying that the actor sucks. I don’t care about Alice from Albuquerque’s opinion on movies, and I highly doubt she cares about mine, but we’re forced to exist in the same Twitter-verse, so from here on out, lighten up.
– Ryan
Matching Up Playing Cards with Human Personalities
In every group there are bound to be varying personalities. Here are my playing card equivalents. Try to match up your friends and families to one, or more, of the following!
1.) The Full Deck
This deck can be assigned to the most “normal” of the group. Always on time, smooth to the touch, clean cut, ready for anything, and can turn a dull moment into party city. Full decks can often be the most outspoken of the group, and have the mental capacity to back it up.
i.e. George Clooney is a “Full Deck”
2.) House Party Deck
This deck is slightly off. It might be a few cards short of the full deck, but who cares when you’re playing drinking games so much that you can’t see the table anyway! Fun, carefree, broken in, this deck can be the focal point of colleges parties and pre-game warmups.
i.e. James Franco is a “House Party Deck”
3.) The Wildcard Deck
The wildcard is the guy or girl who cannot be trusted with anything. Yea sure, they appear to be playing with a full deck, but then BAM, they deal out the jokers and steal money from your grandma.
i.e. Gary Busey is a “Wildcard Deck”
4.) The Insane Wildcard Deck
Take the “Wildcard Deck” and add in a little, or a lot of crazy. With this deck, not only are you playing with the jokers, but the sick son of a bitch left the instruction card in the shuffle as well. Don’t try to decipher what they are saying, just re-shuffle and move on.
i.e. Amanda Bynes is a “Insane Wildcard Deck”
5.) The Weathered Deck
Like an old couch, this deck is sturdy, sticky, and rough around the edges. Always reliable and fun to be around.
i.e. Betty White is a “Weathered Deck”
6.) Uno!
You want to play hi-low jack, but all you see is colors, shapes, and arrows. This deck can’t read.
i.e. Kim Kardashian is a “Uno Deck”
-MattyV
Serious Question: Who Has Worse Toes: Lebron or Stephen Tyler?
Vs.
This a tough one. I threw up immediately after seeing both pictures so tie ballgame there. Stephen Tyler gets bonus points for the toe nail polish though. Lebrons four smaller toes look like they’re about to start a mutiny against the big toe but Tylers second toe is one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen. I’m picking Mr. Aerosmith. And now I’m going to rip my eyes out.
– Ryan
Kate Upton Should Run For Queen Of America
I’ve always been a fan of England’s power system. The prime minister might think he makes the decisions but it’s really up to the king and queen. He knows it, I know it, you know it. Being “the king” of something just sounds so much more badass than President. Companies have presidents. Country’s should have kings and queen. If America is going to name our first queen it should be someone who makes the Queen of England look like an old piece of shit. While that’s pretty much the easiest thing in the world to do, it would still be nice for the Queen of America to be someone who is nice to look at and has hall of fame boobs. Enter Kate Upton. Talk about having the world by the balls. SI cover girl two times over. Movie star. Model of the Year. Oh yeah and she’s 21. No biggie smalls. Get Clooney as her king and this country will prosper like never before.
– Ryan
