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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.

Danielle Fishel (Topanga) Has a Strong Instagram Game

I love Boy Meets World. It’s one of the greatest TV shows of all-time and it played an integral part of my now full blown obsession with television shows. Whether Mr. Feeny was giving sage advice, or Eric was goofing off, Boy Meets World always had a perfect blend of real life issues and side splitting comedy. Now that celebrities have thrown their hats into the Twitter and Instagram races, we get to see our favorite childhood stars interacting without the camera’s around. If your a Boy Meets World fan, I’d suggest following Danielle Fishel, especially if you want to see gems like these…

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– Ryan

The Broncos Running Backs Played “Rock, Paper, Scissors” to See Who Would Get to Punch It In The End Zone

According to Bleacher Report Ronnie Hillman, Knowshon Moreno and Montee Ball gathered on the sidelines while waiting for a referee’s decision and played the childhood school yard (and dodge beer) game, rock, paper, scissors. As a fantasy owner I am outraged! But, as a huge fan of the NFL I am pleased to see a moment of lighthearted and innocent play. Put aside the massive amounts of fines being dished out every week and just enjoy the sport for moments like this.

-MattyV

PS- Hillman won with scissors after Moreno threw rock early (and was disqualified) and Ball thew paper.

Nick Carter is Full of Shit

(Source) He struggled with addiction for years and now  Nick Carter has revealed his troubles began at the tender age of two. 

In his new autobiography, the Backstreet Boys  singer opens up about his parents’ dependence on alcohol which he believes led  to his addiction first to drinking and later drugs including cocaine, Ecstasy,  and prescription painkillers.

In new excerpts from the tome, titled Facing  the Music and Living to Talk About It, obtained by RadarOnline, Nick recounts a story which saw him trying  alcohol for the first time when he was still crawling at the bar below his parents’ apartment.

‘Family legend has it that when I was  two  years old, I crawled into one of the Yankee Rebel’s liquor storage  rooms where  I was caught drinking for the first time,’ he recounts. ‘My  parents always  laughed at that. I laughed too, for a while, and then I  didn’t laugh  at it anymore.’

Nick claims his mother and father also drank  heavily, which he  believes was caused by money worries and says he started  drinking himself when he was still a teenager.”

Bad influence: Nick Carter brands ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton a 'bad influence' as he recounts his 10 years of drug and alcohol addiction in a new memoir titled, Facing the Music and Living to Talk About It

Is there anything in the world less authentic than a celebrity autobiography? At least 80s stars drug problems were believable. Robert Downey Jr. tried marijuana at the age of 12. I can believe that. Tim Allen sold coke in his 20s. Very believable. Nick Carter started drinking at the age of 2? Not so much. You know what happens to a baby who drinks at 2 years old? They die. They don’t go on to become fantastic singers in an underrated boy band. What’s next? He was a world class juggler at 14 months? He won the Tour De France when he was 3? Yes you’re trying to sell copies of your book, but come up with a better story than that. After all, every alcoholic/drug addict from the late 90’s through the mid 2000s already has a built-in excuse: they drilled Paris Hilton.

– Ryan

If This Picture Can’t Cheer You Up, Nothing Will

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Our favorite idiots, Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn, are back. Put another shrimp on the bobby!

– Ryan

P.S. It’s going to be weird seeing Jeff Daniels act so goofy. Will McAvoy is still so fresh in my mind.

If at First You Don’t Succeed, Bang Another Pro Athlete

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Former USC basketball star Brynn Cameron, who you might know as NFL QB (Can we still call him that) Matt Leinart’s baby mama, just spit out another kid with another dad!. The dad being none other than NBA superstar dunker, Blake Griffin!

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I see what you did there, Brynn. Matt Leinart’s time in the spotlight is over and it was time for you to move on to greener pastures. The ultimate power move if I ever saw one. Getting two different child support checks from two rich athletes? Brynn, you sly fox…and she is a FOX. Woof.

-MattyV

Jon Hamm’s Beard Is Magical

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Someone who looks as handsome as Jon Hamm does clean shaven shouldn’t be allowed to grow a mean beard like this. I was always under the impression it was one or the other. If you looked good clean shaven then your beard would come in all patchy, and if you could grow a serious beard then maybe you had some type of facial deformity. Not Jon Hamm. He’s a mythical creature who’s handsomeness knows no limits. I don’t want to grow a beard now. I have to.

– Ryan

Adrian Peterson’s Daughter is a Complete Bitch

After the Vikings lost to the Browns at the hands of BRIAN HOYER this is what AP’s daughter had to say.

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Come on, rub in a loss much? I’m surprised she didn’t start berating him about the “case of the fumbles” he developed this season.

-MattyV

Blue Ivy Has Ugly Feet

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You can give a baby all star parents and all of Egypt’s riches but you can’t teach her how to have nice feet. Hey Beyonce, I don’t follow you on Instagram to see your baby’s ugly feet. Lock it up.

– Ryan