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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Saturday Night Live – Tina Fey & Arcade Fire

And we’re back. Oh SNL how I’ve missed thee. Season 39 opens up with one of it’s most well known cast members as the host, Tina Fey. Arcade Fire will be doing the singing tonight, but right now it’s time for good ol’ sketch comedy. Here are some of the highlights..
Cold Open – Obamacare
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Jay Pharaoh and his spot on Obama impression starts us off. Obama brings up various people who are upset with his Obamacare plan, including my boy Bobby Moynihan and his son (played by newcomer Beck Bennett). Highlight of the sketch comes when Aaron Paul, in full Jesse Pinkman gear, tells us about “his friend” who got cancer and resorted to selling meth because Obamacare wouldn’t cover him.
GIRLS sketch
One of my favorite sketches of the night. Tina Fey highlights the sketch as Berla, the newest Albanian girl on the show, but Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Kate McKinnon and newcomer Noel Wells are all spot on. This group of SNL girls has the chance to be a real strong point on the show, and I’m excited for more ensemble sketches like this in the future.
E Meth Sketch

Run of the mill sketch, but I love me some Aaron Paul cameo’s. “You know it’s good cuz it’s blue, bitch.”
Weekend Update
Man, I’m gonna miss Seth Meyers. Cecily Strong comes out for her first ever Weekend Update sketch as host. Newcomer Kyle Mooney debuts his Brooklyn accented veteran stand up comic character “Bruce Chandling”. Solid job by Mooney.

DRUNK. UNCLE. Moynihan is my favorite cast member, and Drunk Uncle is his best character. AARON PAUL CAMEO ALERT. He’s drunk uncle’s “meth nephew”. If Aaron doesn’t get his chance to host soon, then I’m gonna start cracking skulls. Also, I could listen to Drunk uncle sing Whitney Houston all day.

Overall, a pretty good show, especially considering the fact that they debuted six new cast members. Arcade Fire kind of went in ear and out the other, but if you like their music, they put on a pretty good performance. I loved the Aaron Paul cameo’s, Moynihan hasn’t skipped a beat and I’m really excited for the core group of women cast members. I give the season premiere a solid 7 out 10. Next week: Miley Cyrus and her uncontrollable tongue hosts and sings!
– Ryan
FAQ’s About the Government Shutdown as Brought to You By Twitter
Some people, including me, have no idea what the government “shutting down” actually means. But I can defiantly tell you what it doesn’t mean.
As brought to you by Twitter, here are Frequently Asked Questions on the government shutdown.
No, marijuana isn’t legal:
Since there’s no government does it mean marijuana is legal here ? Hsha
— Andres . (@ALeon831) October 2, 2013
And you still have to pay your taxes:
Government shutdown means no taxes right?
— Jonathan Vu (@Big_Bow_VUSKi) October 2, 2013
Murder is still illegal:
Since we technically have no government does that mean I can murder everyone I hate and get away with it? 😒 #governmentshutdown
— Chandler M. Snipes (@TheWalkingChan) October 2, 2013
You still have school (for those of you in school still)
So basically if we’re under a government shutdown, and my school is government funded, is school cancelled?
— kari. (@Kari_LeeAnn) October 2, 2013
Yes, you can’t buy guns, but “WTF” to the rest of this…
AMERICA: YOU CANNOT BUY GUNS DURING #governmentshutdown TO SHOOT THE GODLESS ATHEISTS BUTTFUCKING ON THE MOON
— K_Stal (@Ketamine_Stalin) October 2, 2013
-MattyV
PS- I can’t hate on that last tweets style. Go big or go butt fuck someone on the moon.
George Clooney is the Prettiest Girl at the Bar
(Source) “How do you like your eggs, George? A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that George Clooney, 52, had a sleepover with Croatian model Monika Jakisic, an on-and-off fling since 2004, at his L.A. mansion on Sept. 25.”
Classic Clooney. Stacy Kiebler wants to go public with her new tech boyfriend? George will just casually have a sleepover with his ex girlfriend, who happens to be one of the hottest woman I’ve ever seen in my life. You don’t play this game with Clooney. His little black book is filled with so many beautiful women it’ll make your head spin. Monika is definitely the hottest girl in Croatia, too. I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life. Clooney wins again.
– Ryan
P.S. A lot of people say Leo has the best list of women i.e. dating wise. I think Clooney blows him out of the water.
Monster Blog Wednesday: Our Favorite Moments From Breaking Bad
Yes, Breaking Bad is over, but let’s not think about what is gone, instead let’s think about what was left behind. Here are our favorite moments from the series.
Walter’s Business Meeting With Tuco
This is the first time that you see Heisenberg come to physical form. Love how he walks into the lions den and demands, not asks…demands. Using chemistry and science to always have the upper hand is his trademark throughout the series.
-MattyV
Mike Ehrmantraut’s Half Measures Speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3u-6UFLubI
[ “no more half measures Walter” ] Mike was my favorite character on Breaking Bad (RIP), and this was one of his best moments. Walter White has almost fully transformed into Heisenberg, and this speech might have put him over the edge. After the sit down with Mike, Walt kills two rival drug dealers, and saves Jesse’s life in the process.
-RyanFoges
Jared Pobre is the Unluckiest Guy in the World
Who Is Jared Pobre? Apparently he’s Stacy Kiebler’s newest man candy, which also makes him the unluckiest guy in the world. Before I get into Jared, I’d like to point out that you don’t “rebound” from George Clooney. You fall in love with him and then spend the rest of your waking days wishing he was still by your side. Back to Jared. This guy seems cool enough. He’s the founder of the tech company Future Ads, which means absolutely nothing to me. Did he win two Oscars, one for acting and one for producing? Did he win three Golden Globes, one for feature film directing, feature film acting and television acting? The answer to these questions are no, but guess who has won 2 Oscars and 3 Golden Globes? George “Motherfucking” Clooney. Enjoy your time with Stacy, Jared, but know that she’s thinking about sweet Georgy the entire time.
– Ryan
P.S. Clooney.














