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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Breaking Bad Fans Give Walter White His Own Obituary In Albuquerque Newspaper
Walter Hartwell White. You were a complicated man, a decent man, and a monster all at once. I always loved your old man glasses, porn star mustache and blatant disregard for human life. Thanks for the memories.
– Ryan
P.S. As much as I love Breaking Bad and Walter White, this obituary still doesn’t beat William McCullough.
Mike Davis With the Latest Hit of the Century
Mike Davis is an animal, and that’s not a compliment. Just a dirty play. How he didn’t get thrown out is mind boggling.
– Ryan
Bring On the Rays
Tampa Bay has won three straight games in three different cities to get to Boston for the ALDS. Whoopity do! I understand the Rays have good pitching and defense but just because the Red Sox have had the week off doesn’t mean they’re any less ready to whoop some ass. They won 97 games (most in the AL), the American League East title and secured home field advantage throughout the playoffs if they make it that far. They also went 12-7 against the Rays this year. Bring on Tampa, bring on Oakland, bring on Detriot. The bearded warriors don’t care, so let’s stop all the talk and play some October baseball.
– Ryan
Ted the Raccoon is Terrorizing New York
(Source) “Commuters are being stalked and terrorized by gangs of raccoons.
The creatures have been jumping out of trees at people outside train stations before retreating.
One New York metro stop has been particularly badly hit by a beast known to locals as Ted.
The prevalence of raccoon attacks at Marble Station on the Metro-North railroad has forced the local sanitation department to clean up the street in front of the station.
One raccoon victim, Milagros Maldonado, said he had come across a ‘huge’ raccoon at the station this week.
Frightening raccoons have been reported to be present outside two New York metro stations
The 28-year-old told the New York Daily Post: ‘I was scared. I started screaming. I don’t want this to happen to me again.”
Well this is horrifying. On the bright side at least it’s not a murder of crows swooping down and plucking people’s eyes out. On the dark side Ted the Raccoon has recruited some of the sickest motherfuckers in the New York area to jump out of trees, and take back their turf. I’ve been warning my friends that birds are going to start teaming up and attacking humans. This is phase 1: Ground attack. Raccoons and skunks teaming up in one of our major cities, attacking people where they feel most comfortable: their own neighborhoods. Phase 2, dare I say it, is the air attack. Hawks, owls, falcons. You name it, they’re coming for us. We can’t be surprised that this is happening. Skunks and raccoons have started the uprising, and if I ate trash my whole life and was shunned by society I’d think about taking people out too. All they needed was a leader, and Ted is apparently that leader. Birds had the entire sky until we just had to create airplanes. Was it really worth it Wright Brothers? Just wait until Harry the Hawk unleashes his plan of vengeance. Don’t say I never told you so.
– Ryan
POLL: Is “His Airness”, Michael Jordan, Making a Return to the NBA?
Jalen Rose seems to think so. Check out the video below to hear the prediction of all predictions.
-MattyV
PS- This just might be the story to get Tim Tebow and Lebron James off of SportsCenter (At least for one segment).
PSS- Here is Jordan dominating current NBA all-star, O.J. Mayo back in 06. Still got it…at least in 2006 he does.
The Most Dedicated Person in the World Cut An Arm Off of a Ronald Reagan Statue in Poland
(Source) — Police were searching on Wednesday for a vandal who damaged a bronze statue of Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II in the Polish city of Gdansk by cutting off one arm of the former U.S. president and stealing it.
The statue was unveiled just last year to honor Reagan and the Polish-born pope, who were both widely credited with helping Poland topple communism 24 years ago.
The vandalism in the Baltic port city was discovered on Tuesday, setting off the search for the perpetrator, said Lucyna Rykowska, a spokeswoman for Gdansk police.
The statue was inspired by an Associated Press photograph taken by Scott Stewart during the pope’s second visit to the United States in 1987, and honors Reagan’s support for Poland’s struggle to end decades of communism.
People interviewed by Poland’s TVN24 deplored the vandalism and stressed the popularity of the statue in the park where it is located, saying visitors often leave flowers there.
The damage was initially estimated at more than $30,000, but the artist who made the statue said it could be repaired within weeks for far less.
On July 17, 2007, Polish President Lech Kaczynski presented his nation’s highest distinction, the Order of the White Eagle, to Nancy Reagan on behalf of her late husband.
Poland also has a statute of Reagan in Warsaw, and a roundabout in the city of Wroclaw has been named after him.”
This person either really hates Ronald Reagan or really loves bronze statue arms. I have to imagine this took forever to pull off. Bronze statues don’t just fall apart. They’re made of bronze. My money is on bronze statue loving. I mean Reagan died 9 years ago. If the culmination of any plan involves chopping an arm off a bronze statue you should probably revaluate your life. On the other hand, if you really love bronze statues and your putting together a statue of your own using body parts of famous bronze statues from around the world, who better to pick for a left arm than Ronald Reagan? Movie star? Check. President of the United States of America? Check. Knocked the Berlin Wall? Triple check. I just hope one day this person shows off his masterpiece, Reagan’s left arm and all.
– Ryan
Forgotten Fashion: What Ever Happened to the Durag?
Today on “Throwback Thursday” I pay homage to one of the great styles of the last 50 years, the durag. While I wouldn’t do the durag any justice, I believe that it needs to make a return in a big way. I’m probably not the one that is going to start this fashion movement, but I know someone will. My head just isn’t shaped right for proper durag wear and i’m pretty sure it’s too big. Here are some of the greatest moments in durag history.
-MattyV
PS- I think I found the guy to start the durag movement! This kid has got “it” in all the right places, especially his durag game. Classic black rag says i’m traditional, but i’m ready to roll a liquor store.
