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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Jimmy Fallon and Paul McCartney Switch Accents and It’s Awesome
Jimmy Fallon could sell ketchup Popsicles to a woman in white gloves right now. Every sketch he does is all time. I’m also 99% sure Paul McCartney doesn’t age.
– Ryan
Pro Bowl Uniforms, You Have Derailed
Pro Bowl, you are playing with my heart. I am your biggest supporter, but you continue to fail me. You did switch to a fantasy style draft, which is awesome. I’ll give you that, but what were you thinking choosing these as the uniforms to be worn in Hawaii?! When I think Hawaii and the Pro Bowl I think “fun”. These jerseys look like the XFL is back (Sorry Vince, they weren’t ready). I really think that Roger Goodell is just a robot suit with David Stern on the inside fucking up all professional sports.
-MattyV
Great Place to Meet Your Soul Mate – Westboro Mingle
From what I see this is far and away the best online dating site. Log on and find some psychopath to spend the rest of your life with, sounds amazing.
-MattyV
Drinking With Class – King Richards Faire
The Drinking With Class crew visit King Richards Faire for booze, broads, costumes, and giant turkey legs.
-MattyV
Tamale Tuesday – Tyler, The Creator
Last night Tyler debuted the video of his song “Tamale”. The track comes off of his newest album, Wolf. I saw him perform this high energy song live and it great to see what his visual interpretation of it is. Not to mention this video looks like it was a blast to make. Loud colors and a twisted sense of humor are two of Tyler’s trademarks and this video is a perfect translation of that. Enjoy
-MattyV
PS- The end goes into his song, “Answer”. With none other than Pharrell Williams on the drums.
PSS- I can’t stop watching this video.
US Will Interrogate Terror Suspect on Warship in the Middle of the Ocean anddd He’s Dead
United States interrogators who specialize in so-called high value targets will question a suspected al Qaeda operative aboard an American warship without reading him his rights, U.S. officials told NBC News on Monday.
The suspect, Abu Anas al-Libi, was whisked off the streets of the Libyan capital of Tripoli over the weekend. He will be taken to the United States to stand trial in the 1998 bombings of the American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, the officials said.
Al-Libi will be in U.S. military custody for several more days, perhaps a few weeks, a senior administration official told NBC News.
The interrogation will be conducted by a team including representatives of the CIA, the FBI and the military aboard the USS San Antonio, an amphibious helicopter carrier in the Mediterranean Sea, the U.S. officials said.
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Well Abu Anas al-Libi, I can’t say it’s been a pleasure. One of the most terrifying things in the world has to be knowing you’re going to be interrogated by the US military. At the very least, some of these terrorists (undeservingly) have their rights protected and are questioned in a humane manner. Looks like Abu here isn’t going to get that same treatment. No reading of his rights. No safe houses. Send him on a warship into the middle of the Mediterranean and “question” his ass. Without getting too political here, anyone who decides it’s ok to start blowing places up should be treated like this. Have fun in hell Abu.
– Ryan
The Heimlich Maneuver is Old News
Choking? Come over here I’ll German Suplex your ass! Might give you a broken neck, but it will probably unblock your throat. God help you if you start choking around me.
-MattyV
In other news, if I ever wanted to be a babysitter this post pretty much rules that out. Not a chance I get hired with this out there.





