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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.

Welcome to the Most Awkward Restaurant in the World

(Source) “That’s the message being sent to customers at a New York City restaurant that prohibits any talking during an occasionally put-on $40 prix fixe, four-course meal.

Nicholas Nauman, head chef at Eat in Brooklyn’s trendy Greenpoint neighborhood, said he was inspired to pitch the tight-lipped consumption sessions after spending time in India, where Buddhist monks take their breakfast without exchanging words.

“It’s just an opportunity to enjoy food in a way you might not have otherwise,” said the chef, noting that the sounds of forks on dishes and cooks in the kitchen provide some background noise to the experience. “There’s such a strong energy in the room.”

The silent-dining experience, experts said, seems to fit with other attention-getting shticks that many restaurant owners and chefs often resort to in the notoriously competitive restaurant business.

At Moto, in Chicago, diners can eat the menu. In Paris, London, Barcelona and Moscow, restaurant-goers at Dans le Noir? — French for “In the Dark?” — are served in the pitch-dark. And pop-up restaurants — where one chef takes over another’s restaurant for the night — have long been the rage.

“As a mother of two 15-year-old boys it is kind of a fantasy to go do that,” Tanya Steel, editor-in-chief of Epicurious.com, said of the silent-dining experience at Eat. “But as someone who pays money to go out, I would feel like I’m in some kind of silent film; it would be incredibly difficult.”

At a recent evening at Eat, restaurant-goers didn’t seem to mind the silent treatment as they noshed on salads and sipped their soups.

One polite customer walked out the door to sneeze in order to avoid breaking the silence. Another could barely hold back a strong case of the giggles. And one couple found ways to communicate with facial expressions, instead of words.

“It’s kind of like a meditation,” Eat owner Jordon Colon said. “The silence speaks for itself.”

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There are million dollar ideas and then there’s this. I don’t go to a restaurant to sit in silence. I go to eat food, have a few beers and argue with my friends. That’s what restaurants are for. It’s a public forum for people watching and starting arguments. It’s not a place where people have to run outside to sneeze or force themselves not to laugh. Eat honestly sounds like a horrible place to go out for a meal. Real creative name too. Let me be at peace when I eat, and when I say be at peace, I really mean talking louder than the person next to me so my opinion is heard.

– Ryan

P.S. The only situation in which this restaurant would be ideal is on a first date. Not being able to speak adds so much awkwardness that it almost eliminates the awkwardness altogether.

Michelle & Jim Bob Duggar Would Be Terrible Dinner Guests

(Source) “After suffering a devastating miscarriage in December 2011, Michelle Duggar is trying to get pregnant again with her 20th child. The 19 Kids and Counting reality TV mom says she and husband Jim Bob Duggar are hoping to be “blessed” with another pregnancy.

“I would hope, but we are not expecting right now,” Michelle, 47, shares in a new interview with Celebrity Baby Scoop. “I would be so grateful if the Lord blessed us with another one. We’re trying at this point and we shall see if that is a possibility. If not, we are so thankful and grateful for the ones that God has given us so far. We are also definitely enjoying our grandbabies! They are so precious!”

Michelle and Jim Bob, 48, are already parents to 19 children with names all starting with “J,” and have three grandchildren: Their oldest son Josh, 25, is a father of three with wife Anna: Mackynzie, 4, Michael, 2, and Marcus, 4 months.

In an interview with the TODAY show in April, Michelle and Jim Bob, married 29 years, said they have considered adopting their 20th child. “We’re praying about if the Lord would want us to adopt,” Michelle said. Jim Bob added, “We have set up our home to be designed for taking care of children. We love children, and we really believe every child is a special gift from God.”

Michelle Duggar "Trying" to Get Pregnant With 20th Child

These two are clearly insane. 20 kids in this or day and age just doesn’t make sense to me. You’re bound to neglect at least 12 of them. Putting the 20 kids aside, Jim Bob (hilarious name) and Michelle are now at the top of my list for world’s worst dinner guests. If you invite these two over they’re going to talk about one of two things: Jesus, or their kids. The first hour and a half would be spent looking at pictures of their kids, while the rest of the evening would be spent praising Jesus for the beautiful food you’re about to eat. I’ve seen their show. I’m not proud of it, but when you want to write about someone sometimes you have to make sacrifices. All they do is sit on various park benches and kiss each other. It makes me feel awkward, and I’m watching it through a television screen. You’ve have to witness the worst, most awkward type of PDA, and there is not enough wine in the world for having to see that in person. My advice to Jim Bob and Michelle: cut back on the 20th kid talk and get with the times. Whatever you do, don’t ever change your name, Jim Bob.

– Ryan

Jimmy Fallon, Miley Cyrus & The Roots – We Can’t Stop (A Cappella)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mjvfnUAfyo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

It seems like Jimmy Fallon’s show has a new YouTube gem after every telecast. While most of his segments target laughs, this musical bit was just plain awesome. Miley, Jimmy and The Roots sang an A Capella version of “We Can’t Stop”, Brady Bunch style.

– Ryan

Another Day Closer to the Parade: Red Sox Advance to ALCS

The Red Sox beat the Tampa Bay Rays last night 3-1, thus securing a spot to play for the American League pennant vs the winner of the Detriot, Oakland game tomorrow night. Another day closer to the duckboats. But for now, let’s enjoy the party.

Teammates gotta hug!

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Shirtless Napoli and Jake Peavy enjoying a champagne shower.

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Sergeant Gomes ready for combat

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Napoli shirtless and in a bathing suit 10 minutes after winning the game. This guy knows how to party.

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Big Papi brings his own custom goggles for times like this. Gold chain swag.
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And finally, a team that shotguns beers together, wins world series’ together.

Monsterblog Wednesday: Our Favorite Current SNL Cast Members

Saturday Night Live is just about back in full swing, after two solid episodes from Tina Fey and Miley Cyrus to start off the season. The big story heading into Season 39 was the cast overhaul that was forced upon Lorne Michaels due the departure of veteran cast members Jason Sudekis, Bill Hader and Fred Armisen. While the six new cast members have performed admirably over their inaugural episodes, there are also some veterans left over from previous seasons who have been thrust into the spotlight. The even mix of veteran and rookie performers could lead to a monster season for SNL, and we decided to pick our favorite male and female performer from this years cast.

Bobby Moynihan and Kate McKinnon

Bobby: Moynihan has been my favorite cast member for a few years now, and now that the heavy hitters are gone, it’s his time to shine. He seems to perform in almost every sketch, but really shines as the bumbling anchor in the Fox News sketch, and more notably as Drunk Uncle. Now that Stefon is gone, Drunk Uncle might be the best recurring character on Weekend Update.

Kate: McKinnon has slowly become a key player for SNL, and I’m of the opinion that this group of female SNL performers could turn out to be their best ever. It seems as if every impression she is scripted to do, she nails. Ellen DeGeneres and Jodie Foster are just a few of her spot on imitations. She’s also great on Weekend Update. Don’t take my word for it. Search Olya Povlatsky, the Russian immigrant, or Cecelia Gimenez, the Spanish women who defaced the Ecce Homo painting. She is far and away the most versatile performer on SNL, and her future is very bright.

– Ryan

Jay Pharoah and Nasim Pedrad

Jay: One of the most underrated personalties on Saturday Night Live is Jay Pharoah.  This guy has impressions for days and is spot on with each one (Shannon Sharpe being his newest one, and probably most hilarious). While his on air talent is evident in the sketches he participates in, I didn’t realize how truly talented and creative he was until he got on Sway in the Morning:

Nasim: Besides the massive crush I have on Nasim, I really think she is one of the better females on Saturday Night Live today. She, like Jay, has a range of impressions that she nails in every skit. She is quick on her feet and has the intangible quality of looking like she isn’t reading off of a cue card (very similar to Taran Killam). Here is a video of her doing one of her best impressions, Kim K. Oh, and guess who plays Yeezy? You guessed it, Jay.

-MattyV

FAQs On Bank Robbing

With the economy the way it is and the government still being shutdown people need information on alternate income streams. The people need to be properly informed, so without further adieu here is frequently asked questions about robbing banks.

No matter how much you steal it is still a crime. Go big or go home. You’re on the right track though!

If you decide to go through with it, the best plan of action, if you get caught, is to have something witty to say to the arresting officer. This will not, i repeat, will not get you out of prison, but it will be funny.

Please do not try to rob a bank with your mind. I can’t stress this enough. Nothing is going to happen.

Alerting the cops seems counter productive, but what do I know, i’m just a blogger.

Hope this helps out all you wannabe criminals out there!

-MattyV

Would You Pay $1M to Watch a Lakers/Heat Game Courtside in Miami?

(Source) Did you just win the lottery? Oh good, because I have a terrific way for you to spend some of that money. 

If you’re in the market to drop a cool million on a basketball game, then the matchup between the Miami Heat and Los Angeles Lakers on Jan. 23 is one for you. For that game, tickets are going for the bargain price of $1.1 million. 

That’s not a joke.

Would I pay $1M to watch a Lakers/Heat game?

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I’d rather buy one million hamburgers from McDonalds and die from obesity than ever go to a Miami Heat home game.

– Ryan

In Defense of American Adults

WASHINGTON (AP) – It’s long been known that America’s school kids haven’t measured well compared with international peers. Now, there’s a new twist: Adults don’t either.

In math, reading and problem-solving using technology – all skills considered critical for global competitiveness and economic strength – American adults scored below the international average on a global test, according to results released Tuesday.

Adults in Japan, Canada, Australia, Finland and multiple other countries scored significantly higher than the United States in all three areas on the test. Beyond basic reading and math, respondents were tested on activities such as calculating mileage reimbursement due to a salesman, sorting email and comparing food expiration dates on grocery store tags.

Not only did Americans score poorly compared to many international competitors, the findings reinforced just how large the gap is between the nation’s high- and low-skilled workers and how hard it is to move ahead when your parents haven’t.

In both reading and math, for example, those with college-educated parents did better than those whose parents did not complete high school.

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Well suck me sideways. So calculating mileage reimbursements due to a salesman, sorting email and comparing food expiration dates on grocery store tags are all strong indicators of how smart a country’s citizens are? Count me as mentally retarded then. I mean I can sort email with the best of them, but in my 25 years on this Earth I don’t think I’ve ever compared expiration dates on grocery store tags. If I’m being completely honest, I’m not even sure what that means. If the day your in the supermarket is after the date the product expires, you don’t buy it. Seems pretty simple. Didn’t know we had to have a standardized test about it to see who was better at reading a date on a plastic bag. I went to school for 17 years. I have a bachelors degree. Did I have trouble helping my cousin in high school with her homework at Easter this year? Yes, yes I did. The point is once your done with school and get that full time job, basic stuff like addition and who won World War 2 just float out of your memory. Give us Americans a break. Our economy sucks, our government shut down and most if not all of our pets heads are falling off. The only test I’m interested in taking is how much beer can Ryan drink before he falls over.

– Ryan