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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
How I Fix the NBA – More Jumping
Here is an info graphic taken from USAToday.com
You know what this tells me? Popovich and co. need to work on some showmanship. Basketball in recent years has taken a turn for the worst. i.e the “announcement”, anything Ron Artest does, anything Metta World Peace does, David Stern being operated internally by a small alien, and The King who cried foul. I digress. Lets spark up this NBA season and get some viewers back. 5 alley-oops over the past two years? That is unacceptable. That also goes for anyone who is putting up less than 70. Clean up your acts, move the ball, and break some backboards. Don’t make me call Jackie Mooooooon
-MattyV
This is How You Get Divorced
If I ever get divorced, this is EXACTLY how I’m handling things. Even if I’m happily married I might get divorced just to be as cool as this guy. This video may only be 17 seconds long but his wife seems a little ungrateful to me. The guy obviously has some serious talent*. He’s living his dream. If I could quote Chris Martin, “nobody said it was easy”. You think Kanye, or Biggie, or Mark Wahlberg rose to fame overnight? Hell no they didn’t. They busted their ass for years. Fame and fortune doesn’t sit on the curb waiting to be picked up. It dances with the daring. And if this anonymous man isn’t daring, then I don’t know who is.
– Ryan
* He should probably find a day job.
This is What Happens When You Find a Stranger in the Alps!
I’m going to go ahead and assume you have seen The Big Lebowski (If you haven’t, that’s a whole other blog for a whole other time). Below is one of the most famous scenes from the movie. Go ahead and give it a view.
Now, if you have ever watched this film on Television it turns into a whole different scene. This has got to be one of the most creative movie dubbings of all time. Watch below
I would not want to find John Goodman in the Alps. Also, did I hear scrambled eggs in there somewhere?
-MattyV
Credit to SeanLite for bringing this to my attention.
I Didn’t Feel Like Sleeping This Weekend Anyway
The scariest part of this entire ordeal is that this commercial aired during Red Sox post game coverage last night. I didn’t have to dig deep into the bizarre underworld of YouTube videos to find this; it found me. And now I’m forever scarred. Make no mistake about it, if you buy the Perfect Polly Pet you’re basically saying you quit on life. The only thing worse than having an actual bird as a pet is having a robot bird for a pet. I have to imagine this is what Hell is like, being trapped in a house with a robot bird for the rest of eternity. Unless you’re Petey the blind kid you have no business owning this horrible creation.
– Ryan
P.S. Pretty bird, pretty bird..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqNYs9GEpw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
You Come at Michael Bay With an Air Conditioner, You Best Not Miss
(Source) Director and producer Michael Bay was attacked on Thursday during filming for his latest Transformers movie in Hong Kong.
According to a statement by Paramount, an allegedly intoxicated man approached the director on the set of his movie “Transformers 4” in Hong Kong “wielding an air conditioner unit as a weapon.
“Bay ducked, took control of the air conditioner unit and stepped aside as security engaged the assailant and his two compatriots. They subdued and arrested the three men.
Paramount issued the statement after a report in Reuters that two brothers surnamed Mak, approached Bay and demanded the equivalent of $12,900, according to a police spokeswoman. It was unclear why they demanded the money, but the older brother then assaulted the director, police said.
That report also said that Bay suffered injuries to his face, but Paramount’s statement contradicts that report.
“No one on the cast or crew was injured and the production immediately resumed filming without further incident,” Paramount said.
The movie has been in production since late May.
Here’s Paramount’s full statement:
“Contrary to several erroneous news reports made today, Bay did not get hurt in a fight on set. The production company did have a bizarre encounter with a man (allegedly under the influence of a narcotic substance) who was wielding an air conditioning unit as a weapon. The man, who had earlier accosted several other crew members, rushed onto the set in Quarry Bay and swung the air conditioning unit directly at Bay’s head. The director ducked and wrested the air conditioner from his attacker, preventing what could have been a serious accident. The company’s security team quickly stepped in and subdued the assault. The police, who also scuffled with the assailant and two of his companions, ultimately arrested the three men. No one on the cast or crew was injured and the production immediately resumed filming without further incident.”

I figured someone from Hong Kong would be a little more ninja like than these guys. Whether the reports of Bay disarming the air conditioner attacker are true or not are anybody’s guess, but my problem here lies with the attackers weapon of choice. If you’re storming a Hollywood set to do what so many of us want to do and take out Michael Bay, don’t bring an air conditioner. Crowbar, lead pipe, kendo stick. All of these are logical choices for a sneak attack. An air conditioner is not. Carrying around an air conditioner in general sounds awful, nevermind trying to configure it into a weapon. Also, if you’re trying to extort somebody, maybe use a different approach, and choose a better number. $12,900 just sounds weak. Ayo lesson here Hong Kong vendors: when you come at Michael Bay with an air conditioner, you best not miss.
– Ryan
The NFL Needs to Rethink Their Instagram Person
Is the NFL even trying anymore with their marketing? I don’t know what a “Carhawk” is, but I know that’s not one. You know why? Because they don’t exist! In my head I see a Carhawk being an old VW Beetle mixed with a Turkey Vulture. Car body with wings and a huge Vultures head sticking out of the windshield.
-MattyV
Cam Zink (awesome name) with Your Average 78 Foot Backflip on a Mountain Bike
These Red Bull athletes are insane. Just riding a mountain bike through the desert, doing backflips 80 feet in the air. As a 25 year old who can barely ride a bike, I give these guys a lot of credit, which I think is better than praise coming from their peers. I’m sure all these extreme athletes theoretically blow each other everyday, telling each other how good they are. Praise from the outside world is probably gold to them. Cam Zink deserves my golden praise. Awesome name, awesome trick. By the way who ever did that commentary needs a job hosting something that people watch ASAP.
– Ryan
P.S. Every time I see an extended video of the desert I think of Breaking Bad and a cloud of sadness engulfs me.



