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Chris Brown Has Got the Asshole of the Decade Award Locked Up
(Source) “Chris Brown was arrested outside of a Washington, D.C. hotel in the wee hours of Sunday morning after allegedly striking a man, TMZ reports. The F.A.M.E. singer was booked on felony assault charges for punching the man in the face after an argument got out of hand. Sources claim Breezy and the man did not know each other, and that the other man did not throw a punch.
Brown was with his bodyguard, who was also arrested. Law enforcement confirms that neither Brown nor his bodyguard were under the influence of alcohol or drugs. The victim of the reported attack, who is claiming serious injury, was taken to a local hospital for evaluation and treatment.
If convicted, Brown could face up to four years of prison time for the incident, which violates his 2009 probation order following the battery of then-girlfriend Rihanna. Brown was also involved in scuffles with rapper and nemesis Drake, and later with Frank Ocean, neither of which resulted in criminal charges.
Breezy was in the D.C. area to host a party at Park & 14th nightclub.
Chris Brown allegedly used a gay slur against the man he punched in the face, according to eyewitnesses, in front of a Washington, D.C. hotel early Sunday morning. The victim and his friend reportedly photo bombed a picture Brown was taking with two female fans, causing the singer to snap and start a brawl.
Before throwing the first punch, Brown reportedly said, “I’m not into this gay s***, I’m into boxing.” The victim of the attack, who was treated at a local hospital and subsequently released, is urging prosecutors to file criminal charges. Brown could face up to four years of prison time for breaking his probation (still active from his 2009 attack against Rihanna) and additional time if convicted of assault.”
What a piece of shit this guy has turned out to be. It’s not enough to be a women beater anymore. Now you have to be a homophobe too. It seems as if Chris Brown has gotten every dickhead attribute a human can be born with. The perfect storm of assholes. Let’s hope this time he gets the punishment he deserves, which is a 4 year jail sentence with his roomate, slippery Jim.
– Ryan
Arnold Being Arnold
“if it bleeds we can kill it”. Just Arnold doing what Arnold does. Quoting himself, from his own movies.
-MattyV
PS-
Charlie the Kitten’s Bedtime Routine Getting You Ready For the Weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n-NBkV1OP8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I’m a dog guy through and through, but Charlie the Kitten is a stud. No other word to describe him. Living the life some of us can only dream about. If this doesn’t get you ready for the weekend, then I completely understand, because this video really just makes me want to take a bath.
– Ryan
Tom Hanks is a Sweetheart
Sarah Moretti has autism. Sarah Moretti is a Tom Hanks super fan. Of course Tom Hanks goes out of his way to meet her and sign her stuff. That’s what sweetheart’s do. There’s Tom Hanks and then there’s everybody else.
– Ryan
Gary Matthews aka Boomer The Dog
Some people are animal lovers, but Gary Matthews would love to be an animal. Specifically a dog.
Matthews, 47, is an unemployed IT technician in Pittsburgh who figures if he has one life to live, let it be as a furry canine. Whenever he’s got the chance — usually when he’s home with family and friends — he puts on a shaggy dog costume and becomes his alter ego“Boomer.”
Matthews loves running around on all fours, eating food out of a bowl, and chasing cars. The 6-foot pretend pooch also sleeps inside a giant doghouse he keeps in his human abode. He also has a special doggie costume made from paper, Oddity Central reported. -HuffPost
Oh, you’ve got to be shitting me. Since we started this blog I’ve seen people having sex with cars, people stabbing siblings over Mac and cheese, people punching horses (twice), but I have never, ever, seen a guy wanting to be a dog.
This has “crazy” written all over it. At what point in your life do you decide to make an elaborate dog costume for yourself? I assume it has to be as close to rock bottom as you can get.
Clean yourself up and cut your hair, Gary. I love me some tacos, but you don’t see me dressing up in a tortilla.
-MattyV
PS- Boomer is a pretty weak dog name, man. You should have just stuck with “Gary”. Human names make the best dog names. That’s a proven fact. (i.e my two hypothetical dogs will be named Kevin and Dave)
Mexico City Clowns Outraged That Man Dressed as a Clown Killed a Guy
(Source) “Leaders of clowns gathered for a convention in Mexico City said Wednesday they are saddened that a killer disguised himself as a clown to kill a drug lord last week, and insisted no true member of their profession would have committed the crime.
Convicted drug trafficker Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix was shot to death Friday in the Baja beach resort of Los Cabos by a gunman wearing a clown costume, including a wig and a rubber nose.
The dead man was the eldest brother of Mexico’s once-feared Arellano Felix clan.
Clown leader Tomas Morales, a 21-year veteran of the trade who goes by the stage name ‘Payaso Llantom,’ said he was certain the killer was not a professional clown. He said clowns in Mexico, especially in outlying states, know each other and their costumes and makeup are individualized and recognizable.
The people who do that, they’re not clowns. I can swear on my mother’s grave it wasn’t a clown,’ said Morales, whose costume includes frizzy blue hair and a tiny top hat. ‘We are not like that … we are nonviolent.”
The nerve of some people. If you’re going to murder a guy, at least show some respect for the hard working clowns out there and dress as something else. Clowns are a nonviolent people. The only harm they do is creep people out. This criminal.is setting back clowns hundreds of years. All the work they’ve done to convince kids they’re not killers has been destroyed by one selfish guy. It seems like the killer put a lot of work into this murder. He couldn’t just walk up to a guy and shoot him. He had to go through hours of makeup. Probably took clown classss too. He may be a cold blooded killer, but you have to respect his dedication to the craft of murder.
– Ryan
