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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Check Out The Movie Poster a Chinese Movie Theater Used to Promote Thor 2
If China wants to turn Thor 2 into a brotherly romance let them do it. Brother on brother superhero action is what sells in 2013. Natalie Portman post baby does not do it for the Chinese audience. Give the people what they want!
– Ryan
Rihanna Drinking Out of a Stiletto Heel is a Blatant Power Move
– via Celebuzz
This is how you reassert your dominance. Oh Katy Perry has more twitter followers? The Biebs is banging Brazilian whores? I’ll just casually drink my drank out of a stiletto heel like some type of monster. You don’t mess with Rihanna when it comes to doing crazy shit. She’ll twerk on your face then spit in your mouth. Just an absolute lunatic. Although drinking out of something where people put their sweaty feet is kind of disgusting. Either way, don’t fudge with Rihanna.
– Ryan
Home Depot Should Have an Interesting Weekend
Ah the old race joke, Never gets old, especially when it comes from a company such as the Home Depot. Everyone Is so preoccupied with their paint and vinyl siding that they fail to see how racist they are. I wonder if the black guys in the picture knew what they were posing for. I feel like they had to get the hint when the guy in the middle put on the monkey mask. At that point it’s almost as if they came too far to take a stand. Just sat down and started playing the fake drums on an empty bucket.
Naturally their has been some backlash on twitter to the tweet. Let’s check some out.
Lesson here: Vanessa Carlton is the key to stopping racism.
– Ryan
Awkward Family Portraits are Always Funny
That cat is not happy.
Nothing says “family” like a tiny rifle and a parrot.
Winnie The Pooh characters and he picks Eor? POWER MOVE
……..no……..please, god no……
Kid in the middle takes his LAST Christmas card.
Secret mullet, huge glasses, cat, laser show
Families that don’t have a centaur in their portraits are doing it so wrong.
Should have painted the bulge like a basketball, but still, A+ work right here.
These are my favorites. Click here for the full list. Via Distractify.com
-MattyV
Richard Branson, Please Revoke Bieber’s Space Ticket!
Does this look the the type of person you want to fly in your spaceship? NO. The answer, Mr. Branson, is NO. This kid has been all over the news lately. Banging Brazilian whores, punching DJ’s in the face, and even having his security detail carry him around the Great Wall. Is this the type of person you want representing your company on Virgin Galactic? Consider me for the spot on the shuttle and I will make you proud. Here’s a quick recap of my credentials.
- Bay saver
- Class president
- Blogger
- Amateur comedian
- Black belt
- Professional fake wrestler
- Movie quoter
- Well-dressed (not in this picture, but i do own a suit)
- I can shotgun a beer in <2 seconds
If that doesn’t scream “get this kid into space”, then I don’t know what does.
-MattyV
Rob Ford Putting the Icing on the Cake with His Latest Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M1OpCHTcLk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I wrote yesterday about Blockbuster being the most resilient company ever. Well Rob Ford is the most resilient politician ever. The guy just refuses to quit. First he gets caught smoking crack, now he’s threatening to kill somebody in his underwear. To be honest, seeing Rob Ford in his underwear might actually be worse than death. I’d probably rip my eyes out if I ever saw that. At this point he’s going to have to die before he leaves office, which judging by his health habits doesn’t seem too far away.
– Ryan
Where’s the Snow!
Can’t wait to hit the slopes this year! Bring on the snow!
Who out there in our community is a winter sport aficionado? And what do you ride?
-MattyV
On the List of Bad Ideas, Robbing a Professional Axe Throwers Home Is Close to the Top
Generally speaking, breaking and entering isn’t something one should ever do.
That said, if you’re dead set on burglarizing a house, you’d be well-advised to make sure it isn’t currently owned and occupied by a professional ax thrower who goes to sleep with a tomahawk by her bed.
Robin Irvine, a pro ax thrower who lives in Hemet, Calif., taught two men that lesson the hard way early Saturday morning, when they sneaked in through her window while she was sleeping. She woke up when one of the men tried to take the watch off her wrist, and proceeded to scream, startling the men.
She then grabbed her trusty bedside tomahawk, and — wearing only her underwear and a T-shirt — chased both men out of her house. She says she could’ve easily paralyzed one of the men but chose not to, telling the Los Angeles Times it took everything she had not to throw her ax. -HuffPost
WHAT IDIOTS! Burglary 101 right here. Looks like this duo forgot to do their research, or if they did do their research they are horrible at doing research. When it comes to breaking into homes I am no expert, but I would like to think that if I ever hit rock bottom and started robbing homes, I wouldn’t do something like this. “Ok, Matt, probably shouldn’t break into this house. Robin Irvine lives there, and she would carve my ass up with a hatchet if I was to try anything funny.” And that’s it, i’d move onto the next house.
Just to make everything worse one of the guys tries to take the watch off of her wrist? Really? There is nothing else in the house you want more than her watch? That’s just greed and stubbornness right there. Unless the other guy dared him to do it. In that case you snatch that watch right off her wrist, no questions asked. Everyone knows you’re not a man if you turn down a good dare. Although you should probably remove all the hatchets from the room before you do.
Even Burt Maclin knows that.
-MattyV
