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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
This “Knockout” Game is a Total Disgrace
Actually, i’m not even sure you can call this a “game”. It’s more like a disgusting display of disgusting people doing disgusting things, and quite frankly….I’m disgusted. The only thing I am wishing for these days is for one of these pieces of shit to try and knockout an MMA fighter or a boxer so they can get their heads popped clean off their shoulders. I think I am going to start an elite task force (probably just me and a couple of my friends) to hunt these sons-a-bitches down and serve up justice, Average Nobodies style…….
-MattyV
Music Monday – Superman (NSFW)
I don’t understand how this song always slips through my radar. Superman is easily on my top 10 favorite songs list, and probably my top Eminem song. Not to mention the video is awesome (NSFW, but who cares!).
-MattyV
Kells is Redefining the Apron Game
1. what the hell is happening 2. Is Kels wearing an apron https://t.co/kVe5H6Ab9f
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) November 17, 2013
-MattyV
Alan Markovitz With the Power Move of the Century
(Source) “A Michigan man has erected a giant bronze sculture of a hand with its middle finger raised in the direction of his neighbor – who also happens to be his ex-wife.
Alan Markovitz, 59, a Detroit strip-club entrepreneur, erected the 12-foot-high, spot-lit sculpture in the backyard of his lakefront Orchard Lake home.”
This is kind of awesome/insane. Nothing says your over your ex wife like moving next door and building a giant bronze statue of a middle finger facing her house. People can hate on Alan Markovitz all they want. I like his style. He’s just a simple strip club owner who never, ever let’s a grudge go.
– Ryan
P.S. I don’t think it’s possible to get any creepier, Alan.
And I’ve Found My New Favorite Picture
I don’t know why this is hilarious, but it just is. Peyton Manning is the king of unintentional comedy.
Who Has a Better Mustache: Ryan the Human or Harold the Noble Walrus
Vs.
I judge a mustache on three criteria: upkeep, style and the overall charisma the mustache exudes.
I’m willing to admit Harold has me beat in the charisma department. The guy just looks like a star. Plus someone else took his picture while I took a picture of myself in my office cubicle. I’m willing to admit when I’m outmatched, and when it comes to natural charisma, Harold has IT.
Style: we both went with the traditional mustache. I’m not one to brag but the human face is a much better fit for a mustache. The lack of a neck really throws off the dimensions needed for a good stache. I’d have to give the style round to myself.
Upkeep: I’m the clear winner in the upkeep category, but the lack of trimming devices/hands and fingers is a disadvantage for the walrus that can’t be ignored. Those whiskers are mighty long, but it seems as if Harold has no control over how long they grow.
After a lot of soul searching, I’d have to rule this contest a draw. Only fair way to call it. On the bright side, at least Harold doesn’t look like a porn star.
– Ryan
Here is the Live Feed of Downtown San Francisco Turing Into Gotham for a Little Boy’s Make-A-Wish
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/live
Click the link above for the live stream. This has got to be the coolest and most intricate Make-A-Wish ever.
There he is! #sfbatkid pic.twitter.com/71woRzjhFz
— Anne Makovec (@AnneMakovec) November 15, 2013
-MattyV
(Tip from Hayden)
The “I’ll Have The Quesadilla” Lyric in Nickelback’s “Rockstar” is the Dumbest Lyric in Music History
Before I get started, I want to make something perfectly clear: I don’t hate Nickelback. I don’t think they’re anything special but I’m not a rabid anti-fan who prays to the devil hoping for their demise. I do, however, have a problem with a lyric from one of their hit songs. The song “Rockstar” is about a guy or a band who dreams of being a rockstar(s). Throughout the entire song the lead singer documents everything he would do if he were rich and famous. At one point, at around the 2:00 mark, he talks about signing autographs so he can eat his meals for free. The next lyric is the dumbest lyric in the history of recorded music. “I’ll have the quesadilla. Ha, ha.”. What kind of stupid peice of shit, when given the chance of a free meal, picks a quesadilla? You’re a world famous rockstar, and you’re eating quesadilla’s like some type of Taco Bell addict? This, and only this, is the reason Nickelback will never make it anywhere in life. It starts with picking quesadillas, and it ends with them singing a cover version of their old songs at some spoiled brats bat mitzvah. Should’ve went with the chicken parm, assholes.
–Ryan
