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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Survivor Series is this Weekend
No big deal, but we are actually attending……LIVE FROM BOSTON, MASS! Look for live Tweets (@AverageNobodfies), Vines (@AverageNobodies), and blogs from the event!
– The Average Nobodies
This is NOT How Life Works
Interesting concept SoulPancake came up with here, but i’m not sure this situation would be as smooth as depicted in the video. No way everyone that sets foot in the ball pit has so much in common. Show me the video of the pro life and pro choice people duking it out. Shoving balls down each others throats and shit. That’s the video I want to see.
-MattyV
I Need This American Flag Sweatshirt
I don’t know if it’s because Jon Stewart’s wearing it. I don’t know if it’s because there’s an American flag in the background. I don’t know if it’s because today is the 50th anniversary of JFK’s assassination and I’m feeling emotional. All I know is once I laid my eyes on this sweatshirt I knew it had to be mine. I can’t stop, won’t stop until I find it. And then I’ll wear it every day for the rest of my life. Hit the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
– Ryan
Someone Needs to Hire Allen Iverson as an NBA Analyst Immediately
Back in 2001, Allen Iverson and Kobe Bryant battled for an NBA title at the peak of their powers. Both have declined since — Iverson more so than Bryant — but the now-retired Sixers star retains the utmost respect for the five-time champion.
As Bryant works to return from a partially torn left Achilles tendon, Iverson was asked whether he thinks the 35-year-old Lakers guard has anything left. “The Answer” does not sound concerned.
“If he can’t kill, he’s not going to do it,” Iverson told Bleacher Report’s Lance Fresh. “You don’t have to worry about Kobe Bryant. I mean, that killer is in him regardless. If he had to go out there and play in a wheelchair, he’d be the best player in a wheelchair you’ve ever seen. So you don’t have to worry about Kobe. If he’s out there, then he’s ready to be out there and he’s going to be Kobe Bryant.”
Nobody with a brain who has followed Bryant’s career to this point doubts that he will get back onto the court. Bryant’s pride is too strong to allow him to end his career writhing on the floor of Staples Center back in April.
The more rational questions involve how effective Bryant will be. Yes, he can play again. But can he perform close to the level of the player who has a 25.5 points per game career scoring average and 12 All-Star game appearances to his credit?
In other words, is Kobe still going to be Kobe?
“Hell, yeah,” Iverson said. “He gonna be Kobe.”
Someone needs to get Allen Iverson an analyst job stat. We could use a little more wheelchair talk on ESPN or TNT. I’m sick of hearing about passing and help defense. I want to hear how good Dirk Nowtizski would be in a wheelchair. We all know he’s a great shooter. What we don’t know is how effective he would be if he had to roll around in a wheelchair. In this day and age, there is only one person capable of providing this type of analysis: Allen Iverson. That “answer” nickname makes a lot more sense now.
– Ryan
Meet ‘Star’, the 25 Year Old Woman Who Wants to Get Married to Charles Manson. Yes, THAT Charles Manson
(Source) Convicted murderer Charles Manson is marrying a 25-year-old supporter, she has claimed.
Star, a name given to her by the 79-year-old cult leader, moved next to California’s Corcoran State Prison when she was just 19 to be closer to him and has recently carved an X into her forehead to match his swastika.
‘Yeah, well, people can think I’m crazy,’ she told Rolling Stone magazine in a lengthy article about her beau. ‘But they don’t know. This is what’s right for me. This is what I was born for.’
Star, who runs multiple websites calling for Manson’s release, said she knows she will be his wife.
‘I’ll tell you straight up, Charlie and I are going to get married,’ she said. ‘When that will be, we don’t know. But I take it very seriously. Charlie is my husband. Charlie told me to tell you this. We haven’t told anybody about that.’
But Manson sounded a little more apprehensive when the interviewer asked him about his impending nuptials to Star.
‘Oh that,’ he said. ‘That’s a bunch of garbage. You know that, man. That’s trash. We’re just playing that for public consumption.’
This is frightening. Can’t Charles Manson just die already? Because now there’s a new generation who apparently think his writings are worth following. Is it too late to create a law where we just throw people in jail for no reason? Star would be the first person on that list. A 25 year old inspired by Charles Manson who carved an X into her head isn’t someone I feel comfortable with. If there are levels of crazy then Star is on top of the god damn mountain. Lock her in there with him and throw away the key. Problem solved.
– Ryan
The Unofficial Guide To Hashtagging
In a world where Hashtags (#hashtag) have taken over social media there needs to be a set of rules and regulations to avoid the abuse of hash-tagging. And since there are no formal rules already put in place I would like to take a shot at it. Follow these easy rules and even YOU can use hashgtags correctly!
1.) Avoid overusing hashtags
We all know this person. The type of person that puts a picture of a fence on Instagram and then proceeds to hashtag a book about it.
#Fence #WhitePicket #Paint #Yard #HuckleberryFinn #Wood #FenceGame #FenceFlow #ThatsAGoodLookingFence #WheresTheGate #iPhoneFencePicture #FencePictureFans
That is a big no no. Nobody wants to see/read that many hashtags. If you are looking for people to find and “like” your content via hashtag don’t try so hard, it looks pathetic. Stick to 2 or 3 (MAX)
2.) Make tags relevant to your content
Make you hastags relevant to your content on social media sites. That way when people use the hashtag, “#Puppy”, they see pictures and information of cute little balls of fur and not pictures of fences, sunsets, or your genitalia.
For example, if I post this Picture of Bill Paxton to Facebook below are appropriate tags to use.
#BillPaxton #AmericanTreasure #DiscoveredTheTitanic
For another example, here are some hashtags you shouldn’t use when posting a picture of say…..a sunset.
#SelfieSunday #GymFlow #MoMoneyMoProblems
3.) Do not use hashtags in the real world
Please, if you listen to any of these, listen to this one. When you use “hashtag” in real world examples you look like a moron. No, actually, a moron would know better than to do that. You would be more like…. this
-MattyV
PS- There is only one example of over-hashtagging being ok. ONLY ONE
Here it is…
You are not Justin or Jimmy, so knock it off!
(If you are Justin or Jimmy… How do you like the site? #AverageNobodies)
I Wanna Party With You! – Williams’ Edition
I’m pretty sure this duo could tear down the house at any venue. Robin Williams kicks it off with a quick comedy set then Pharrell Williams comes in and serenades the crowd with his heaven-sent vocal cords. Leave the guys laughing and the girls begging for more, that’s what I always say….
-MattyV
